Hello old friends! It is I, the frenchiest fry, or Slendy. For the very few of you that actually care enough to wonder where I've been, I got a job and had to do grown up things with my life, I actually have responsibilities and it's no fun lol. Major things that have changed in my life are mainly t...

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If that's actually MJ and he faked his death, maybe it's possible him, Tupac, and Biggie are all hiding out together o:

Aight here we go this is a picture I took of myself after a holiday party and ugly sweater contest in which I placed first:

SLENDEH'S BACK, TELL A FRIEND. That is right ladies and gents everybody's favorite freakishly tall, faceless man has returned to FWG, (Now with the ability to sass you out in espanol c:). I know for some of you I said the same exact thing around this time last year, but my new years resolution this ...

Slendy's birthday card, from Slendy to you. http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608019059871714720&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIT ALSO, COMPLIMENTARY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG, BY YOURS TRULY; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itsVOMPOdQU \ Here's an interesting/...

He reached his arm out to lengths' extent, grabbing said dagger and releasing it from the table. As the surrounding Akolites inched forward in attempt to stop me from killing their leader, I simply threw the knife on the ground_ We will not be needing this. I highly doubt there could be a leader bet...

My own story, inspired by CreepyPasta's, "The Thing That Stalks the Fields" Watch it here, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cfLIYkdyBE, or read my own version below.Happy readings... Hello, my name is John, I own a little farm just outside of Nashville, Tennessee. I raise cattle and some h...

This story, brought to me by Lamb, is about a sheep who spends his whole life searching for love, but only to find that love would be his doom. It was dawn, Monday, on the moors of Switzerland, a snow white sheep, male, awoke from his slumber. He got up and stretched, then walking toward his drinkin...