Lamb, Sheep, Goat

I love slapping your jiggling butt

I think everyone gets the feeling around the age of 6 or 7 that Santa is really real. But for me it was confirmed when I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water and my dad was putting my presents in my stocking.

I only cried for a couple of hours cause im a big boy

On top of a big hill
all covered in blood
i shot this poor turkey
with a 44 slug

i cooked that poor turkey
the very next day
it tasted real good
better than okay

i devoured that turkey
every last scrap
unfortunately for him
he turned into a big hefty crap





Alas that poor turkey

this time, stuffed up the first post.

MC Hammer: Stop, hammer time
FROOK: hammer time?? YOU MEAN FROOK TIME !!!!


not sure if it is funny yet