my excuse this week was, 'i was doing it, but then a dude came in a pointed a gun at me'
it works.

Girls want a guy who resembles Munter as closely as possible. True story!



Ach who am i kidding, my name is Munter for Christ's sake....

*weeps*

The Day Munter Met the Gunman One day, (sunday there, to be precise) i was in work, on my own. The place was dead. I could hear the traffic go bye, and the occasional roar of a bus, taking tired passengers back from Glasgow and up the hill to Fairhill. I was in the back, mucking about with a stick,...

Tig

How very cynical and depressing. Firstly, You are a human too, and i sure you can find good things in yourself. We do have a natural weapon, one that put us above all other animals on earth, self consciousness, ingenuity, cunning. We are not as strong as a bear, or can run as fast as a cheetah, but ...

You girls are invading this chatroom cause you love the banter.
yous cannae get enough of the dudes on this!

*flexes*

You burds can stay if you want, but were just going to be talking about girls and their bits. Cause thats we guys talk about. Girls bits. And beer and stuff... So if you are comfortable with that talk welcome in! Although i would probs be arrested for such convos with you... so dont talk to me about...

aye, remember katy and raidgirl and all those cats?
And Bowzer...
What a hilarious guy

Can i be Angelina Jolie's bra?

Advice from Munter: If your gf is bitchy, get rid of them! Or, if it is just the monthly ogre rearing it's hideous head, just take the beating, then make them feel extremely bad for it when they recover. If the question is how to handle chicks, i would say with two wandering hands... Yeah i know, I'...