1: Thank you mmm, for giving me permission to redesign the website, and to make an awesomer, modern, and slightly weirder FWG. unfortunately, as previously stated, I only use a Nintendo DSi, so I have no resources or knowledge on how to go about this, so someone will have to do it for me. 2: I'm sor...

To those who care abut this sort of thing, on 2010, some guy whos name i dont remember wrote the letter Q in purple marker on a piece of cardboard and put it on eBay. do you know how much money it made? over $11,300. that's $11,300 that could have been in your pockets instead of his. as a result, I ...

Hello. My name is DriveThru Whale, but you may call me Afrohorse. This is a guide dedicated to the phenomenon known only as "the grenade". What is a grenade, you might ask? Why a grenade is any woman who is considered seriously unattractive, or even downright hideous. on a scale of 1 to 10...

Now that im free for a while, I would like to write-in Homestar Runner again. I do enjoy Decemberween mackarels as much as the next guy.

Wow. 5 months, and this became my most popular topic. where to begin... um, first of all, I would like to agree with bacongrease and Plasma Globe, we should outright overhaul the website with simple-to-use controls, so my Nintendo DSi isnt frying itself. Second, we also need a new logo redesign, wit...

Hi, I'm DriveThru Whale. This summer, I had the privilege of competing in GT Academy 2013, placng 3,055th of over 1.3 million players. Anyway, I'm doing a top speed contest on Gran Turismo 5. to anyone who owns this game, and a PS3, I want you to best my top speed in a Ginetta G4. If you can top 219...

Gather 'round, hopeless childrens, as I reveal the recipe for Blair's Death Wings, modernized for a spicier time. rated M, just to be safe. Step one: Bread wings by coating them in a mixture of two parts flour, one part Death Rain Dry Rub of your choice. I would reccomend the Nitro blend here. next,...

I, the infamous DriveThru Whale, has something I'd like to talk to you about. Hot sauce. I happen to know a guy who can give me the hookup on real cheap (and real HAWT) hot sauce. from the 28,000Sco Sweet Death Sauce, to the hole-burning 824,000Sco Ultra Death, my man Blair Lazar has the right firep...

The humble Choco Taco. It was but 4, mebbe 5 years ago that the people who made Klondike bars decided to make this miracle confection. Let it entice you with its waffle taco shell, the ice cream of your choice mixed with fudge swirls, and some chocolate with puffed rice to hold it all in. I take it ...

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