worst GIRL pick up lines

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worst GIRL pick up lines

Postby Shadow00 » 18 Nov 2014, 21:40

Cause some times the girls are more desperate.
This is of the kind of:

"My body has 206 bones, wanna help me reach 207?"
Or "Me Jane, you tarzan"
Or even "Hi. I have vagina."

Pick your worst

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Re: worst GIRL pick up lines

Postby Foopzheart » 18 Nov 2014, 21:58

more for attention/free stuff on games/internet in general

"am grill btw xD"
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Re: worst GIRL pick up lines

Postby Angel » 18 Nov 2014, 22:31

"Hi, I'm way out of your league, but I'm lonely enough."
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Re: worst GIRL pick up lines

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 24 Nov 2014, 20:43

I use this all the time to make guys uncomfortable but girls ca use it.

"Hey, is that seat taken?" *gestures to said guy's lap*
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Re: worst GIRL pick up lines

Postby Tycoon » 24 Nov 2014, 21:13

"Hi. Hi. Will you go out with me? No, will you go out with me? Will you go out with me? Please? Will you go out with me? Will you go out with me? No, I don't believe you have a girlfriend. Can I have your phone number? Please? Please? Will you go out with me? C'mon, please. Will you go out with me? Will you go out with me? Please? Didn't you hear me? I said... Will you go out with me? Oh okay. Will you go out with me? Please? Will you go out with me? Will you go out with me? Will you go out with me? No? Define No. Oh, okay. You'll think about it? Cool."

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"Will you go out with me?"
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Re: worst GIRL pick up lines

Postby Angel » 25 Nov 2014, 03:08

Shadowstar1922 wrote:I use this all the time to make guys uncomfortable but girls ca use it.

"Hey, is that seat taken?" *gestures to said guy's lap*

*whistles* Thats sexy
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Re: worst GIRL pick up lines

Postby Rainshard » 25 Nov 2014, 07:39

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

A girl in maths said this.....................
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Re: worst GIRL pick up lines

Postby BabySnake256 » 25 Nov 2014, 07:44

Angel wrote:
Shadowstar1922 wrote:I use this all the time to make guys uncomfortable but girls ca use it.

"Hey, is that seat taken?" *gestures to said guy's lap*

*whistles* Thats sexy

XD i feel like using that. I nvr get a seat in the tram

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Re: worst GIRL pick up lines

Postby Boxorino » 25 Nov 2014, 16:43

i'll take you out for eening and give you the v later.
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: worst GIRL pick up lines

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 29 Nov 2014, 01:36

IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:i'll take you out for eening and give you the v later.

OH MY GOD THIS
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