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Re: worst GIRL pick up lines

Postby Boxorino » 29 Nov 2014, 05:56

Shadowstar1922 wrote:
IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:i'll take you out for eening and give you the v later.

OH MY GOD THIS

I ACTUALLY MADE THAT ONE UP AND I WANT TO USE IT ON LITERALLY EVERYONE.
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: worst GIRL pick up lines

Postby giraffegirl55 » 12 Dec 2014, 03:57

OK so this is kinda different. I had a girl say this to me because she thought i was lesbian.

"Can i get a picture of you?"
"Why?"
"So I can prove to all my friends that angels really do exist."

and this one too

"Hey girl, are you doing anything tonight? If not, you can do me."
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Re: worst GIRL pick up lines

Postby Angel » 12 Dec 2014, 06:07

giraffegirl55 wrote:OK so this is kinda different. I had a girl say this to me because she thought i was lesbian.

"Can i get a picture of you?"
"Why?"
"So I can prove to all my friends that angels really do exist."

and this one too

"Hey girl, are you doing anything tonight? If not, you can do me."

:shock:
That must have been awkward...
Wait...Why did she think you were lesbian! haha how can people accidentally mistake that? Dang.
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Re: worst GIRL pick up lines

Postby BabySnake256 » 12 Dec 2014, 07:45

Angel wrote:
giraffegirl55 wrote:OK so this is kinda different. I had a girl say this to me because she thought i was lesbian.

"Can i get a picture of you?"
"Why?"
"So I can prove to all my friends that angels really do exist."

and this one too

"Hey girl, are you doing anything tonight? If not, you can do me."

:shock:
That must have been awkward...
Wait...Why did she think you were lesbian! haha how can people accidentally mistake that? Dang.

Its not like zhry wear T-shirts whivh say “Im lesbian“ but they should so many of my crushes were gay


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