DREAM DADDY

[Boxorino]

SURELY Y'ALL HAVE HEARD OF THIS GAME BY NOW, THE GAME WHERE YOU'RE A DAD AND YOU GET TO DATE OTHER DADS. IT CAME OUT ON THURSDAY THE 20TH. BUY IT ON STEAM AND GET THE DADDY OF YOUR DREAMS.


PICK YOUR DADDY
(in order left to right)
ROBERT SMALL, DAMIEN BLOODMARCH, CRAIG CAHN, JOSEPH CRISTIANSEN, MAT SELLA, HUGO VEGA, AND BRIAN HARDING.

(i like hugo for his beautiful dapper professor aesthetic, but i also like damien because he looks like he'd be into some stuff if u know what i mean. *eyebrow waggle*)

[Tycoon]

the one in the middle looks rich

[Boxorino]

the one in the middle looks rich

i think joseph is the preppy/rich dad? not sure. i need the game.

[Father Anderson]

craig because nathan sharp voices him