Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby someguy » 28 Apr 2014, 17:49

Bumping with top 5 ways for her to dump the guy edition

1. Start getting addicted to league of legends
2. Become a brony T.T
3. Tell her you like her sister more
4. Kill a bird and tie a note saying "I love you" to it(remember to put it under her bed )
5.break her dads arm while she's not looking
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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Nudu » 10 Oct 2014, 15:29

Nudu wrote:If a guy is gonna dump a girl then he better not love her coz they hurt each other in feelings and even physically. If u r gonna love some1 then think first then choose or both r in trouble!

From experience,
5. Stop talking to her
4. Tell her how much you like the way her best friend looks like
3. When she tries to trust you with her problem shoo her away
2. Update status on certain medias that u r SINGLE
1. When someone asks who she is to you, tell them she is just ur best friend and it is impossible that you will have a relationship with her.
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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Boxorino » 11 Oct 2014, 14:59

or just don't date girls. date a dragon.
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Sasha » 19 Jan 2015, 17:33

My bf broke up with me on fb through text through his ex girlfriend who is also my cousin...
Whatever.

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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Excalibur » 14 Feb 2015, 19:13

say it's over via a friend... is pretty bad.
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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Angel » 16 Feb 2015, 03:28

Break up with her on a major holiday.
Like Valentines Day, or Christmas, after she's spent a lot of money on you.
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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Boxorino » 16 Feb 2015, 03:40

Angel wrote:Break up with her on a major holiday.
Like Valentines Day, or Christmas, after she's spent a lot of money on you.


or before one.
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Angel » 16 Feb 2015, 03:42

Boxorino wrote:
Angel wrote:Break up with her on a major holiday.
Like Valentines Day, or Christmas, after she's spent a lot of money on you.


or before one.

+1

I have a co-worker who bought her bf a $60 hoodie for christmas and he dumped her a few days later. She could only get store credit so she bought herself some nice clothes and I told her she should totally flaunt it in front of him and be like "look at my sexy cute outfit I got with the money I had SPENT ON YOU!" haha
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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Boxorino » 16 Feb 2015, 18:02

Angel wrote:
Boxorino wrote:
Angel wrote:Break up with her on a major holiday.
Like Valentines Day, or Christmas, after she's spent a lot of money on you.


or before one.

+1

I have a co-worker who bought her bf a $60 hoodie for christmas and he dumped her a few days later. She could only get store credit so she bought herself some nice clothes and I told her she should totally flaunt it in front of him and be like "look at my sexy cute outfit I got with the money I had SPENT ON YOU!" haha


tbh i found one of my boyfriends had been cheating on me for months and i found out five days before valentines day and i already made what i was going to give him. now THAT'S even worse than just being dumped. smh what an asshole.
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Foxeh 10 » 10 Nov 2015, 11:27

I dumping a girl without telling her that you dumped her already.
And after you'll be hiding from her after that.
It happened to my friend once. The guy has no guts to face her at all.
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