Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Angel » 09 Apr 2013, 15:39

Flobalob wrote:
AlsAngel wrote:Wise and ... kind.
Assuming there is water at the bottom, no?

Sure, just as long as she bellyflops.


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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Father Anderson » 14 Apr 2013, 16:17

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Well worst way to dump a girl is by not even telling her you broke up just completely ignore them.
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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Tycoon » 14 Apr 2013, 16:32

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NeonBond wrote:id have to say, dumping a girl through a text, while next to her, and infront of alot of people - has to be the #1 wooorrsstt wayy amiright?

along with dumped by myspace comment at a friends then calling me when at a girls place, that i hate and is horrible to everyone :( then having a friend say, i didnt say that, my friend did, then the next day completely ignoring me and hitting on another girl.... if you can top that im inpressed...... :cry:


How about using a myspace comment to tell a friend to text the girl while in front of a lot of people when you've been cheating the whole time... (Not me, my friend *shiver*)
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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Lamb » 17 Apr 2013, 23:59

How about I Give them a reason to want to no longer be with me?
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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 09 May 2013, 09:57

Lamb wrote:How about I Give them a reason to want to no longer be with me?

Or how bout you just man up and break it off yourself...? :P
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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Lightning Orb » 09 May 2013, 22:28

Lamb wrote:How about I Give them a reason to want to no longer be with me?

I tried that once..
He wouldnt leave.. So I was like "Fine I'll stay"
But my insides were like "You wanna be with me? Life will be hell!" :D
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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Dr Frook » 09 May 2013, 23:52

chopping her up and then feeding her to your gold fish. That has got to be a bad way.
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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Master of Pie » 10 May 2013, 00:25

Depends on whether or not the gold fish thinks she tastes good...
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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 10 May 2013, 19:44

Master of Pie wrote:Depends on whether or not the gold fish thinks she tastes good...

I highly doubt gold fish like cat, if you know what I mean. ;)
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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Postby woofwoof » 11 May 2013, 18:00

The Baconator wrote:INVADING GIRL CHAT LIKE A BOSS
Well worst way to dump a girl is by not even telling her you broke up just completely ignore them.


My brother does this. He decided he didn't want to be with his first girlfriend, so he started ignoring her. And he kept ignoring her, and avoiding her, until one day she finally went to him and told him she thought it was best they broke up, and he eagerly agreed. That girl is a lesbian now, not saying it had anything to do with my brother, or that it's bad to be one, but she is. My brother is rude.
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