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Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Posted: 14 Mar 2013, 01:43
by Angel
sami wrote:this is a lil post to show guys what not to do lol
(cause we all know boys look on the girl stuff) ;)
im sorry if im wrong i probably am im just giving a heads up :)

1. text = this is meaningless and shows you are quite a chicken
2. internet = bad move lol especially on facebook/myspace ect.
3. note = just as bad shows that you cannot face up to her
4. through a friend = omg kill me now lol, that is quite heartless
5. in front of everyone with no notice = might as well put a stamp
on your head saying *girl hater*

hope this helped.
personally there is no good way to dump a girl but dont make up excuses just be honest and if the truth hurts...well it happens...


My ex (this was our sophomore year of high school) asked me out through email and dumped me via text then after 4 years of not talking he contacted me through the internet to apologize... Talk about a pansy...

Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Posted: 14 Mar 2013, 02:18
by Dr Frook
dumping her out of a moving car... over a bridge... at high speed.

Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Posted: 14 Mar 2013, 02:18
by Angel
FWG Leader wrote:dumping her out of a moving car... over a bridge... at high speed.


OMG not literally XD XD XD oh dear

Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Posted: 24 Mar 2013, 12:05
by KillaKlown
So I experienced a new one since I've been on these boards.......You never want to break up with a girl by cheating on her 3 times with 3 different women within the same week under the understanding she was doing it too, only to find out she never cheated & when you told her you thought she was a scandalous hoe bag(in this case she actually is just not then) she opens her wrists & throws a toaster in the bath after ignoring you for hours. Makes you feel like a real S.O.B. Now for the other one it's certainly not as harsh, but never break it off with a girl right after special happy intimate time by clothing yourself, leaving a 100 dollar bill on the nightstand & saying thank you as you light a smoke walking out her door. When she isn't a "working" girl they don't find it as funny as you might.

Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Posted: 25 Mar 2013, 09:45
by Dr Frook
dumping a girl is plain mean. If ur that kind of person, it's best if u become a monk and forget about girls.

Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Posted: 25 Mar 2013, 15:35
by Angel
FWG Leader wrote:dumping a girl is plain mean. If ur that kind of person, it's best if u become a monk and forget about girls.


Dear Frook
You are wise beyond measure XD

Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Posted: 26 Mar 2013, 03:23
by Dr Frook
AlsAngel wrote:
FWG Leader wrote:dumping a girl is plain mean. If ur that kind of person, it's best if u become a monk and forget about girls.


Dear Frook
You are wise beyond measure XD


alternatively, push her out of a moving vehicle at high speed while driving over a bridge.

Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Posted: 26 Mar 2013, 03:28
by Angel
Wise and ... kind.
Assuming there is water at the bottom, no?

Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Posted: 09 Apr 2013, 03:43
by DriveThru Whale
i disagree with all of you. the #1 WORST way to dump a girl is to cheat on her. point blank, bottom line, period, yadda yadda. only the most spineless of jellyfish would be cruel enough to do this.

Re: Top 5 worst ways to dump a girl

Posted: 09 Apr 2013, 12:42
by Flobalob
AlsAngel wrote:Wise and ... kind.
Assuming there is water at the bottom, no?

Sure, just as long as she bellyflops.