Worst pick-up lines.

Percyception · Postby **Percyception** » 09 Mar 2014, 20:17

IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:
Percyception wrote:Hey, do you know which tooth is your sweet-tooth? [No?] Okay, May I found out?

*find.

Ah, crap, didn't see that, thanks. -ran away to fix it-

Percyception · Postby **Percyception** » 08 Apr 2014, 04:31

Are you from Mars? Because your [booty] is out of this world.

You must be a pirate, because arrrr, you have some nice booty.

Boxorino · Postby **Boxorino** » 15 Apr 2014, 19:51

girl are you gravity? because dayum i'm fallin' for you.

paladin · Postby **paladin** » 16 Apr 2014, 23:59

You know what's wrong with that phone? [What?] It doesn't have my number in it.

Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle

Damn, did it hurt? [When I fell from heaven?] No, when you saw me.

What's 2 + 2? [4?] No, gonorrhea.

Between you and me? There shouldn't be anything

paladin · Postby **paladin** » 17 Apr 2014, 00:58

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

The Zodiac Killer · Postby **The Zodiac Killer** » 27 Apr 2014, 08:53

Come here often?

Angel · Postby **Angel** » 27 Apr 2014, 18:17

The Zodiac Killer wrote:Come here often?

Oh my gosh I got that line for the first time a month or so ago and started laughing... but I didn't mean to laugh!

Boxorino · Postby **Boxorino** » 02 May 2014, 13:41

this is one i made up on the spot for someone

"making out with you would be like eating all the altoids in the container at the same time and then like, chugging a whole bottle of water so that your mouth feels like a mountain spring"

Hyorinmaru · Postby **Hyorinmaru** » 04 May 2014, 23:48

girl imma have to put you on my to do list

Boxorino · Postby **Boxorino** » 15 May 2014, 00:52

"you're so hot that if you ever moved to greenland the whole country would melt"
~ me, several moments ago

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