Worst pick-up lines.

Angel · Postby **Angel** » 31 Jul 2013, 18:52

Probably not...Just a way to get girls to smash their boobs together to prove they can touch their elbows

Boxorino · Postby **Boxorino** » 31 Jul 2013, 19:59

The Angel wrote:Probably not...Just a way to get girls to smash their boobs together to prove they can touch their elbows

omfg hahahahaha that's beautiful i wanna do that now.

Postby **Lamb** » 25 Oct 2013, 23:07

Are you Trash? Because I want to take you out.

Postby **Tycoon** » 04 Nov 2013, 19:00

are you an ice-lolly cause you're fab

Postby **Lamb** » 05 Nov 2013, 02:57

Do you know Basic algebra?
Because I'd like you to replace my x and not ask y..

Postby **Tycoon** » 06 Nov 2013, 19:10

Guy: roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you

Me: the roses are wilted
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head

Postby **Lamb** » 17 Nov 2013, 22:13

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Percyception · Postby **Percyception** » 28 Nov 2013, 02:44

Guy: - walks over to girl, takes his shirt off and pulls out a magic wand -
Guy: Hey, girl, I'mma make all yo wishes come true.
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Guy: walks over to girl and takes his shirt off -
Guy: Hey, what you're currently seeing is only the free trial.
Click here for the full version.

Postby **Lamb** » 28 Nov 2013, 20:45

You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Boxorino · Postby **Boxorino** » 01 Dec 2013, 01:18

I like your boobs, go to prom with me?

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