Worst pick-up lines.

[Lamb]

Warning: You have been Warned

Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most
beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

You know what I like in a girl? My dick.

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

What's the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.

Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.


This too e.e

[Awesome Creep]

You should totally pretend I'm the letters O and T so I can make out with U.

[Percyception]

~~ A few for the Holidays! (( YES, I know I'm late.... )) ~~
(( Warning: These pickup-lines have been rated +13 for stuff that by telling you younger ones would be curious and would be led to look anyway. ))

Hey, girl, how would you like to guide my sleigh tonight?

Hohoho, I'm Santa, so can I go down your chimney?

Hey, how would you like to wake up on Christmas Morning with a present under your tree?

Are you my present this year? If so, when can I rip off your wrapping paper?

Wow, I can't wait to hang my ornaments on your tree!

[Boxorino]

Hohoho, I'm Santa, so can I go down your chimney?

Are you my present this year? If so, when can I rip off your wrapping paper?

These two.

These two win.

[Lamb]

I'd like to treat you like a pawn, take you to the back row and promote you.

[paladin]

1 + 1 = Gonorrhea

; Said in a sexy, seductive voice ;
Hey girl, I like the way you move girl. Yeah girl. Come back to my place and move with me girl.


; said in the Herbert the Pervert Voice ;
Hey girl, wanna suck on some Popsicles with me? I just love me some Popsicles. Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[nyanftw]

here's a better one

[mmm]

For your favorite insurgent on Valentine's Day.

"Do you have explosives in your pants? Because I can C4 myself in them."

[Zia-]

here's a better one

daym, if someone said that to me, id so say yes

[Excalibur]

here's a better one

that Picture was taken in Texas.

Also

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.