Worst pick-up lines.

Boxorino · Postby **Boxorino** » 09 Feb 2014, 23:08

ARE YOU A PIECE OF HOMEWORK CAUSE I'D LIKE TO DO YOU EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T.

are you cute because i've never seen you and i'd like to.

nyanftw · Postby **nyanftw** » 10 Feb 2014, 13:17

this is so stupid

nyanftw · Postby **nyanftw** » 10 Feb 2014, 13:25

paladin · Postby **paladin** » 10 Feb 2014, 21:19

nyanftw wrote:

Lol. I sent that one....

Postby **Lamb** » 10 Feb 2014, 21:41

Are you a bull's eye?
Because I'd like to use you for target practice.

Awesome Creep · Postby **Awesome Creep** » 11 Feb 2014, 22:40

You thought The Thing from the Fantastic Four was big, wait until you see mine.

Percyception · Postby **Percyception** » 13 Feb 2014, 21:19

Hey girl, I'm like a rash, cuz I can pop up in the most bizarre places.

Postby **Lamb** » 13 Feb 2014, 23:56

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

Percyception · Postby **Percyception** » 15 Feb 2014, 00:08

Guy: -stares-

Girl: You're....uhm, you're drooling.

Guy: Sorry, I was just staring at those awesome chestnuts.

Awesome Creep · Postby **Awesome Creep** » 15 Feb 2014, 04:13

Make like the wind and blow me.

(How am I single again?)

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