Worst pick-up lines.

[Boxorino]

Can you take off your clothes? I wanna see how angels hide their wings.

If you were a book, I'd read you all day.

[Percyception]

Can you take off your clothes? I wanna see how angels hide their wings.

-holds up a sign with "10/10" on it-

[Percyception]

Hey baby, I hope you're not allergic to nuts.

Hey girl, I'd like to use you as a mouth guard!

My mommy always told me not to slam doors, but clearly you arent a door.

[Lamb]

Can you take off your clothes? I wanna see how angels hide their wings.

-holds up a sign with "10/10" on it-

Yeah, definitely going to use that one.

[Boxorino]

My mommy always told me not to slam doors, but clearly you aren't a door.

That's pretty hot.

[Awesome Creep]

You know what's got thirty teeth and can hold back The Thing? My zipper.

[Boxorino]

I named your breasts Love and Affection because everyone wants to be smothered in them.

[Percyception]

1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw

3. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good

4. Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be

5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

6. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock

7. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

8. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going

9. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too

10. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away

11. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it

12. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with

13. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb

14. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous

15. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

16. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

17. Wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter

18. Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long

19. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon

20. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag

21. If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town

22. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"

Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you"

Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"

23. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine

24. I look good on you

25. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house

26. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

27. You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

28. F** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

29. I love every bone in your body - especially mine

30. Excuse me, do you wanna F***, or should I apologize?

31. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away

32. Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a f*** is out of the question

33. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

34. I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

35. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy

36. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot

37. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long

38. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala

39. Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me

40. Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams

41. The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word

42. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?

43. Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long

44. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room

45. Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons

46. Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go.... Choo choo

47. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

48. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue

49. Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"

Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"

50. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth

51. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

I love these.

[Percyception]

Hey baby, you better fasten your seatbelts, cuz we're about to take off.

Hey, do you know which tooth is your sweet-tooth? [No?] Okay, May I find out?

Hello, May I have directions to your bedroom?

Do you mind taking off your shirt? It's blocking the view.

Take the pants off. Now.

Your online life must be Intresting, because I wanna check out your Face book.

Wow, you must be a baker, cuz dayum those are some nice buns.

I'm like cheerios, cause I'm good for your heart.

Are you the waitress? Because I think you have what I ordered.

[Boxorino]

Hey, do you know which tooth is your sweet-tooth? [No?] Okay, May I found out?

*find.