Worst pick-up lines.
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Percyception
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.
"Hey girl, feel my sweater. Wanna know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."
twenty one pilots is so dumb. there isn't even 21 of them
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Percyception
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.
Are you a camera? Because everytime I look at you, I smile.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
I'm sorry, I don't believe we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
You're pretty.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I will stop loving you when an Apple grows on a Mango tree on the 30th of February.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need you name and number for insurance purposes.
You're the only girl I love... But in ten years, I'll love another girl. That girl will call you 'Mommy.'
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
They say Disnyeland is the happiest place on Earth. Apparently, they've never been in your arms.
You're so beautiful I forgot my pick-up line.
You shouldn't wear make-up. It's messing with perfection.
Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
Are you lost? Because Heaven is a long way from here.
You wanna know who's beautiful? Read the first word again.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
I'm sorry, I don't believe we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
You're pretty.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I will stop loving you when an Apple grows on a Mango tree on the 30th of February.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need you name and number for insurance purposes.
You're the only girl I love... But in ten years, I'll love another girl. That girl will call you 'Mommy.'
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
They say Disnyeland is the happiest place on Earth. Apparently, they've never been in your arms.
You're so beautiful I forgot my pick-up line.
You shouldn't wear make-up. It's messing with perfection.
Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
Are you lost? Because Heaven is a long way from here.
You wanna know who's beautiful? Read the first word again.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?
twenty one pilots is so dumb. there isn't even 21 of them
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Percyception
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.
What's on the menu? Me-n-U
twenty one pilots is so dumb. there isn't even 21 of them
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Awesome Creep
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.
Hump me or I'll eat this kitten.
All my friends are heathens, take it slow...
WATCH IT!
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.
mopofdoom wrote:spell "me"
m e
you forgot the d
there is no d in me
not yet
Oh...My... *facepalm*
If someone said that to me I would stab them in the stomach with my keys!
"Halo, and goodbye!"
Re: Worst pick-up lines.
AlsAngel wrote:mopofdoom wrote:spell "me"
m e
you forgot the d
there is no d in me
not yet
Oh...My... *facepalm*
If someone said that to me I would stab them in the stomach with my keys!
"Spell "me" "
"Em. Ee."
"Yo-"
"I don't know why everyone thinks there's a D in "Me" "
"Bu-"
"No, don't try and correct me. Your D doesn't belong in "Me" Okay? It doesn't."
"I-"
"Gosh, it's spelling at a five-year old level. Em. Ee."
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Percyception
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.
mopofdoom wrote:spell "me"
m e
you forgot the d
there is no d in me
not yet
I died.
twenty one pilots is so dumb. there isn't even 21 of them
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.
xD I've already said the majority of these.. Everyone's now repeating everything. GGWP
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