IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:Rainshard500 wrote:IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:paladin wrote:Say hello to my eight inch friend
i don't know whether to be offended or not.
I was trying to find an ewww gif but that Honey Boo Boo one was too irresistibly good.
Worst pick-up lines.
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I was trying to find an ewww gif but that Honey Boo Boo one was too irresistibly good.
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Hey girl, you without me be like corn flake without milk. This is my world, you just a squirrel tryina get a nut. Silly rabbit, Tricks are made for kids.
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My name is Bri, and I put the "D" in "ladies".
All my friends are heathens, take it slow...
WATCH IT!
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Awesome Creep wrote:My name is Bri, and I put the "D" in "ladies".
pfffffT BAHAHAAAA I LIKE THIS
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In a tournament game, Male Player (White) vs. Female Player (Black)
White has a mate in 1, and Black sees it. Black makes her only legal move and cringes, getting ready for the mate. However, instead of a mate, he knocks over his King. "I resign."
The Female Player, exuberant but horrified at the same time, said, "b-b-but...Queen gee-seven mate...you had me there!"
The Male Player simply replied, "I do not wish to mate you; rather, I would love to mate with you. Will you come eat dinner with me tonight?"
White has a mate in 1, and Black sees it. Black makes her only legal move and cringes, getting ready for the mate. However, instead of a mate, he knocks over his King. "I resign."
The Female Player, exuberant but horrified at the same time, said, "b-b-but...Queen gee-seven mate...you had me there!"
The Male Player simply replied, "I do not wish to mate you; rather, I would love to mate with you. Will you come eat dinner with me tonight?"
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"I'm a pretty awesome magician, I can make a baby appear inside of you with in the next 9 months and I can disappear right after."
I've lost my pieces.
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"Halo, and goodbye!"
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Lamb wrote:"I'm a pretty awesome magician, I can make a baby appear inside of you with in the next 9 months and I can disappear right after."
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Rainshard500 wrote:Lamb wrote:"I'm a pretty awesome magician, I can make a baby appear inside of you with in the next 9 months and I can disappear right after."
Yeah
Girl.
This was kinda hot
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.
"She's got everything I'm looking for! She's my chicken sandwich!" ~Bri
Though I think I would change it to "she HAS my chicken sandwich"
Though I think I would change it to "she HAS my chicken sandwich"
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