Worst pick-up lines.

[Lamb]

You: " Can you spell me?"
Her: " M-E"
You: " You forgot the D"
Her: " There's no D in me"
You: " Not yet that is"

[Rainshard]

You: " Can you spell me?"
Her: " M-E"
You: " You forgot the D"
Her: " There's no D in me"
You: " Not yet that is"

.............. That isnt half that bad ..............

[pudingeX]

You: " Can you spell me?"
Her: " M-E"
You: " You forgot the D"
Her: " There's no D in me"
You: " Not yet that is"

.............. That isnt half that bad ..............

Isn't half decent either ._.

[Lamb]

-Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
-Are you religious? 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
-I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
-If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
-For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
-Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
-If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
-You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
-Me without you is like a nerd without glasses, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
-You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
-Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
-Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
-If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
-if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
-When God made you, he was showing off.
-Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
-Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
-Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
-I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
-I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
-So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
-I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
-If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
-If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
-Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
-Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?") You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.

[paladin]

Friend walks up top attractive girl and says: (Friend inserts your name here) thinks that you're really hot and that you should sleep with him.

I bet 100 quid you can't turn me hetero.

I'm Batman

You know, pants are a vestigial organ. Yours look infected

My shirt would look GREAT on your bedroom floor

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Boxorino]

Are you a door? Because I would slam you.

Hey boy, wanna re-enact Spice with me?

And then my signature one(which isn't exactly a line lawl): *wiggles eyebrows seductively*

I'm Batman

Might be the best one.

[Lamb]

I bet you five dollars I can grab your boobs without using my hands..(be prepared to give up five dollars when doing this one)

[Boxorino]

I bet you five dollars I can grab your boobs without using my hands..(be prepared to give up five dollars when doing this one)

Just use your elbows xD

[Lamb]

I bet you five dollars I can grab your boobs without using my hands..(be prepared to give up five dollars when doing this one)

Just use your elbows xD

._. and you would tell me this why?

just kidding
*notice the extra fine print

[paladin]

10 "Help me! I'm gay but I've been thinking I may actually be straight! Please have sex with me and remove any doubt from my head!"

9
"My magical watch says you don't know who I am..."
8
"You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"

7
"I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle." to suck itself."

3
"I'm an Uncyclopedia reader and contributor."

2
"I'm a Wikipedia reader and contributor."

1
"I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson."

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