Worst pick-up lines.

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Boxorino » 11 Mar 2015, 14:01

ICAMENAL wrote:My love for you is like diarrhea: I just can't keep it in.

oh my god will people get mad if i use that
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Father Anderson » 12 Mar 2015, 18:28

"Roses are red.... Violets are blue. You're cool let's hang out."
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Angel » 13 Mar 2015, 03:39

The Baconator wrote:"Roses are red.... Violets are blue. You're cool let's hang out."

idk.. i would probably be like "haha that's clever, heck yeah I'll chill with you"
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Icamenal » 25 Mar 2015, 08:41

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Foopzheart » 25 Mar 2015, 08:53

Yeah, this bedspread is really nice but i feel as if it's missing something.

You underneath it.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby paladin » 06 Jan 2016, 05:01

Hey girl, are you a wild pokemon, because my balls are ready to capture you.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Munter » 11 Apr 2016, 19:33

I must be in Team Rocket, cause I wanna Peek-at-you
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Boxorino » 12 Apr 2016, 14:17

worst pick up lines?


all of them tbh.
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Dr Frook » 13 Apr 2016, 21:41

Hey babe, how about I meep your derp and we get outta here?
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