Worst pick-up lines.

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Tori__135 » 06 Jan 2012, 22:41

Shadow00 wrote:Did you have to quote? DX
also: "Girl are you Tennessee cuz you're the only ten I see"

Lol do you know how many times I have been somewhere in tennessee and got that pick up line! I was like WTF yes im in Tennessee you are to!
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Foopzheart » 10 Jan 2012, 00:06

Boy: Are you from McDonalds?
Girl: Why, 'cause you lovin' it?
Boy: No, you're fat and greasy.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Rainshard » 10 Jan 2012, 07:54

Fuipui wrote:Boy: Are you from McDonalds?
Girl: Why, 'cause you lovin' it?
Boy: No, you're fat and greasy.

that ones cool
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lightning Orb » 10 Jan 2012, 13:35

Fuipui wrote:Boy: Are you from McDonalds?
Girl: Why, 'cause you lovin' it?
Boy: No, you're fat and greasy.

xDD Thats terrible.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 13 Jan 2012, 01:14

Fuipui wrote:Boy: Are you from McDonalds?
Girl: Why, 'cause you lovin' it?
Boy: No, you're fat and greasy.

Thank you now i can use that on the fat chick that wont leave me alone
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby TheKingsHills » 20 Jan 2012, 10:59

all of my pickup lines worked so hmm....

1.) Guy: you must be a master thief
Girl: what? why?
Guy: because you just stole my heart

2.) Guy:; I must be dreaming
Girl: why?
Guy: because I've just met my dream girl

3.) you have my heart, please don't break it

4.) Guy: ma'am I think you have something of mine
Girl: oh really, what is it?
Guy: my heart
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby ghost 9 » 20 Jan 2012, 11:13

Grimreaper666 wrote:all of my pickup lines worked so hmm....
4.) Guy: ma'am I think you have something of mine
Girl: oh really, what is it?
Guy: my heart

That's not a bad pick-up line... O.o
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Connor » 20 Jan 2012, 11:39

Uh oh Ghost is gonna use it...

ALL GIRLS WARNING! WARNING! GHOST IS LOOKING FOR A GIRL TO STEAL HIS HEART.


RUN AWAYYYYYYY!
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lightning Orb » 20 Jan 2012, 13:22

Connor wrote:Uh oh Ghost is gonna use it...

ALL GIRLS WARNING! WARNING! GHOST IS LOOKING FOR A GIRL TO STEAL HIS HEART.


RUN AWAYYYYYYY!

Then you should probobaly go hide.. xD jk
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Alana » 25 Jan 2012, 02:32

"Did you just fart? Because baby you just blew me away!" :)
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