Worst pick-up lines.

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby mmm » 03 Aug 2014, 04:42

"My name is Buck."
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Boxorino » 20 Aug 2014, 16:36

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby KingNoobOfNoobington » 22 Aug 2014, 11:10

BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!!! BRAINS!!! MUST EAT.........Oh wait you'll do instead.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Leprechaun Lukia » 27 Aug 2014, 21:40

Hey do you work in Yolo's?


Why, do I look like I only live once?


No you look like hipster scum


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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Father Anderson » 28 Aug 2014, 16:13

lukia9999 wrote:Hey do you work in Yolo's?


Why, do I look like I only live once?


No you look like hipster scum


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. .. . . . that wasn't even a pickup line... that was just.... awful.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Ahem » 28 Aug 2014, 20:37

"I love your heart, and you're so smart, because you gave away it."
"I love the fact that you are dumb enough to not realize everything I've said has been said before."
"I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other."
"I love your eyes and their blueish brownish greenish color."
"I love the fact that your torso has an arm on either side."
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Walking Zombee » 30 Aug 2014, 00:11

I love you
You love me
We're a great big family
Will you go out with me?
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Angel » 20 Oct 2014, 16:50

Hey gurl, you're name must be Gillette, cuz you're the best a man can get!
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Father Anderson » 02 Nov 2014, 00:10

Angel wrote:Hey gurl, you're name must be Gillette, cuz you're the best a man can get!

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