Worst pick-up lines.

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby TheKingsHills » 25 Jan 2012, 03:38

ghost 9 wrote:
Grimreaper666 wrote:all of my pickup lines worked so hmm....
4.) Guy: ma'am I think you have something of mine
Girl: oh really, what is it?
Guy: my heart

That's not a bad pick-up line... O.o

oh..woops...

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby ghost 9 » 25 Jan 2012, 11:23

Connor wrote:Uh oh Ghost is gonna use it...

ALL GIRLS WARNING! WARNING! GHOST IS LOOKING FOR A GIRL TO STEAL HIS HEART.


RUN AWAYYYYYYY!

Have* <.< And you're just jealous of mah skillz.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Leprechaun Lukia » 25 Jan 2012, 19:07

This is one I made up.

Boy:Its hot in here.
Girl:How?
Boy:Because you're here.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Rainshard » 25 Jan 2012, 20:22

lukia9999 wrote:This is one I made up.

Boy:Its hot in here.
Girl:How?
Boy:Because you're here.


thats real cheesey and boring you gotta make it sound peculiar and slightly pervy like

Boy:Is it hot in here
Girl:Why
Boy:because your smokin
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 25 Jan 2012, 23:26

Here are some new ones just know they are extremely pervy-
•Hey baby wanna sharpen my pencil?

•You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

•"Hello, and Welcome! You have reached (pause and different voice) Dick Johnson (original voice) female service number. If you are interested in vanilla sex, press 1 now. If you are interested in oral sex, press 2 now. If you are interested in anal sex, press 3 now. If you are interested in group sex, press 4 now. To repeat these choices, press 9 now. If your fetish is not listed here, or you are calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line and a customer service rep will be with you shortly. Thank you for calling the (pause and different voice) Dick Johnson (original voice) female service number. (muzak starts playing)"

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Worst pick up lines

Postby Olivio » 26 May 2012, 22:55

xD
I usually just roll my eyes at pick-up lines, but that last one's actually pretty funny.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 27 May 2012, 00:11

Olivio wrote:xD
I usually just roll my eyes at pick-up lines, but that last one's actually pretty funny.
I know im smooth aren't I..Thank you for calling the(pause and Different voice)Dick Johnson(original voice) service number you have chosen to take part in all
fetish listed and ones you decide on with the Representitive.Thank you and Come again.And Come extra for the Representitive.


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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 30 May 2012, 10:16

Lamb wrote:Here are some new ones just know they are extremely pervy-
•Hey baby wanna sharpen my pencil?

•You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

•"Hello, and Welcome! You have reached (pause and different voice) Dick Johnson (original voice) female service number. If you are interested in vanilla sex, press 1 now. If you are interested in oral sex, press 2 now. If you are interested in anal sex, press 3 now. If you are interested in group sex, press 4 now. To repeat these choices, press 9 now. If your fetish is not listed here, or you are calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line and a customer service rep will be with you shortly. Thank you for calling the (pause and different voice) Dick Johnson (original voice) female service number. (muzak starts playing)"

XD



The second one made me laugh a bit.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Rainshard » 30 May 2012, 16:58

really common and bad pokemon one

Hey girl can i squirtle on your jigglypuff
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 01 Jun 2012, 10:27

Rainshard500 wrote:really common and bad pokemon one

Hey girl can i squirtle on your jigglypuff

Got dat from Smosh. xD
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