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TheKingsHills
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Postby TheKingsHills » 25 Jan 2012, 03:38
ghost 9 wrote:Grimreaper666 wrote:all of my pickup lines worked so hmm.... 4.) Guy: ma'am I think you have something of mine Girl: oh really, what is it? Guy: my heart
That's not a bad pick-up line... O.o
oh..woops...
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ghost 9
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Postby ghost 9 » 25 Jan 2012, 11:23
Connor wrote:Uh oh Ghost is gonna use it...
ALL GIRLS WARNING! WARNING! GHOST IS LOOKING FOR A GIRL TO STEAL HIS HEART.
RUN AWAYYYYYYY!
Have* <.< And you're just jealous of mah skillz.
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Leprechaun Lukia
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Postby Leprechaun Lukia » 25 Jan 2012, 19:07
This is one I made up.
Boy:Its hot in here. Girl:How? Boy:Because you're here.
"Everyone else gave up on you... but I saw what you could be!"
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Rainshard
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Postby Rainshard » 25 Jan 2012, 20:22
lukia9999 wrote:This is one I made up.
Boy:Its hot in here. Girl:How? Boy:Because you're here.
thats real cheesey and boring you gotta make it sound peculiar and slightly pervy like Boy:Is it hot in here Girl:Why Boy:because your smokin
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Lamb
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Postby Lamb » 25 Jan 2012, 23:26
Here are some new ones just know they are extremely pervy- •Hey baby wanna sharpen my pencil?
•You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
•"Hello, and Welcome! You have reached (pause and different voice) Dick Johnson (original voice) female service number. If you are interested in vanilla sex, press 1 now. If you are interested in oral sex, press 2 now. If you are interested in anal sex, press 3 now. If you are interested in group sex, press 4 now. To repeat these choices, press 9 now. If your fetish is not listed here, or you are calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line and a customer service rep will be with you shortly. Thank you for calling the (pause and different voice) Dick Johnson (original voice) female service number. (muzak starts playing)"
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Postby Olivio » 26 May 2012, 22:55
xD I usually just roll my eyes at pick-up lines, but that last one's actually pretty funny.
Uno esta enamorado cuando se da cuenta de que otra persona es unica.
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Lamb
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Postby Lamb » 27 May 2012, 00:11
Olivio wrote:xD I usually just roll my eyes at pick-up lines, but that last one's actually pretty funny.
I know im smooth aren't I..Thank you for calling the(pause and Different voice)Dick Johnson(original voice) service number you have chosen to take part in all fetish listed and ones you decide on with the Representitive.Thank you and Come again.And Come extra for the Representitive. XD
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Shadowstar1922
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Postby Shadowstar1922 » 30 May 2012, 10:16
Lamb wrote:Here are some new ones just know they are extremely pervy- •Hey baby wanna sharpen my pencil?
•You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
•"Hello, and Welcome! You have reached (pause and different voice) Dick Johnson (original voice) female service number. If you are interested in vanilla sex, press 1 now. If you are interested in oral sex, press 2 now. If you are interested in anal sex, press 3 now. If you are interested in group sex, press 4 now. To repeat these choices, press 9 now. If your fetish is not listed here, or you are calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line and a customer service rep will be with you shortly. Thank you for calling the (pause and different voice) Dick Johnson (original voice) female service number. (muzak starts playing)"
XD
The second one made me laugh a bit.
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Rainshard
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Postby Rainshard » 30 May 2012, 16:58
really common and bad pokemon one
Hey girl can i squirtle on your jigglypuff
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Postby Shadowstar1922 » 01 Jun 2012, 10:27
Rainshard500 wrote:really common and bad pokemon one
Hey girl can i squirtle on your jigglypuff
Got dat from Smosh. xD
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