Worst pick-up lines.

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby bob-jr » 14 Sep 2012, 18:19

How do you like your eggs; poached, scrambled or fertilised?
I'm just bobbing along

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Blood Knight » 02 Jan 2013, 19:00

"I've been a hunter for 8 years and I can honestly say, that's the biggest Rack I've ever seen!"

~Another Hunter Joke~

"Can I mount you up on my wall?"

^---Just made those up...they any good? :\
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby GarthVader449 » 02 Jan 2013, 19:46

bestbudd wrote:Esbelto es uper apoderarse youn
" My naval is on fire for you " ( In elvish )


I am so going to say that!! :P

PLus there is actually one I have used on here and it... kinda works... ;)
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby bestbudd » 03 Jan 2013, 00:44

GarthVader449 wrote:
bestbudd wrote:Esbelto es uper apoderarse youn
" My naval is on fire for you " ( In elvish )


I am so going to say that!! :P

PLus there is actually one I have used on here and it... kinda works... ;)

Okay, tell me if you succeed.
here is another one
"hello baby, I would use a nice pickup line but, as you can see, my eyes do the job".


I died.



and this, this is Great!

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 03 Jan 2013, 20:58

Blood Knight wrote:"I've been a hunter for 8 years and I can honestly say, that's the biggest Rack I've ever seen!"

~Another Hunter Joke~

"Can I mount you up on my wall?"

^---Just made those up...they any good? :\

I like them xD
Especially the first one...
Rack referring to antlers xD

"Nice legs,when do they open?"
“If you jingle my bells, I’ll promise you a white Christmas.”
"Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."
"If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
"What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby paladin » 28 Jan 2013, 00:49

McPickUpLine:
"How would you like to Supersize my McWeiner?"
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Dr Frook » 28 Jan 2013, 03:51

Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
The BUGBLATTER BEAST HAS SPOKEN, ALL HAIL THE BLATTERER!
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 28 Jan 2013, 22:29

Are you the daughter of willy wonka?
cus your delicious.

If you were a transformer,you'ld be a hotobot and your name would me optimusfine.

I don't play guitar,but i'd like to pluck your G-string.

roses are red,violets are blue, if you were a pokemon,i'd choose you.

I asked Obama if we can get together later tonight and he said "Yes,Yes we can".
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Walking Zombee » 09 Feb 2013, 15:16

Grrr, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Angel » 19 Feb 2013, 04:04

Hahahaha
I used to work for Sonic as a carhop and we always had the music loud.
Call Me Maybe was always coming on.
Well, I took an order out to a car and went to leave and the guy in the drivers seat said "hey girl, you forgot something"
So I went back and he handed me a $5 bill with his number on it. . . Then he pointed to the speakers as the song said "so call me maybe"
Aaaand his girl friend was in the passenger seat. . .
If looks could kill. . . I would have exploded XD


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