Worst pick-up lines.
Re: Worst pick-up lines.
How do you like your eggs; poached, scrambled or fertilised?
I'm just bobbing along
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.
"I've been a hunter for 8 years and I can honestly say, that's the biggest Rack I've ever seen!"
~Another Hunter Joke~
"Can I mount you up on my wall?"
^---Just made those up...they any good? :\
~Another Hunter Joke~
"Can I mount you up on my wall?"
^---Just made those up...they any good? :\
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.
bestbudd wrote:Esbelto es uper apoderarse youn
" My naval is on fire for you " ( In elvish )
I am so going to say that!!
PLus there is actually one I have used on here and it... kinda works...
''Per Ardua ad Astra''
''Through Adversity to the Stars''
''Through Adversity to the Stars''
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.
GarthVader449 wrote:bestbudd wrote:Esbelto es uper apoderarse youn
" My naval is on fire for you " ( In elvish )
I am so going to say that!!
PLus there is actually one I have used on here and it... kinda works...
Okay, tell me if you succeed.
here is another one
"hello baby, I would use a nice pickup line but, as you can see, my eyes do the job".
I died.
and this, this is Great!
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Blood Knight wrote:"I've been a hunter for 8 years and I can honestly say, that's the biggest Rack I've ever seen!"
~Another Hunter Joke~
"Can I mount you up on my wall?"
^---Just made those up...they any good? :\
I like them xD
Especially the first one...
Rack referring to antlers xD
"Nice legs,when do they open?"
“If you jingle my bells, I’ll promise you a white Christmas.”
"Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."
"If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
"What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
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McPickUpLine:
"How would you like to Supersize my McWeiner?"
"How would you like to Supersize my McWeiner?"
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.
Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
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Are you the daughter of willy wonka?
cus your delicious.
If you were a transformer,you'ld be a hotobot and your name would me optimusfine.
I don't play guitar,but i'd like to pluck your G-string.
roses are red,violets are blue, if you were a pokemon,i'd choose you.
I asked Obama if we can get together later tonight and he said "Yes,Yes we can".
cus your delicious.
If you were a transformer,you'ld be a hotobot and your name would me optimusfine.
I don't play guitar,but i'd like to pluck your G-string.
roses are red,violets are blue, if you were a pokemon,i'd choose you.
I asked Obama if we can get together later tonight and he said "Yes,Yes we can".
I've lost my pieces.
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Hahahaha
I used to work for Sonic as a carhop and we always had the music loud.
Call Me Maybe was always coming on.
Well, I took an order out to a car and went to leave and the guy in the drivers seat said "hey girl, you forgot something"
So I went back and he handed me a $5 bill with his number on it. . . Then he pointed to the speakers as the song said "so call me maybe"
Aaaand his girl friend was in the passenger seat. . .
If looks could kill. . . I would have exploded XD
I used to work for Sonic as a carhop and we always had the music loud.
Call Me Maybe was always coming on.
Well, I took an order out to a car and went to leave and the guy in the drivers seat said "hey girl, you forgot something"
So I went back and he handed me a $5 bill with his number on it. . . Then he pointed to the speakers as the song said "so call me maybe"
Aaaand his girl friend was in the passenger seat. . .
If looks could kill. . . I would have exploded XD
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