Worst pick-up lines.

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Angel » 19 Feb 2013, 04:08

Just remembered some others. . .
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Father Anderson » 08 Mar 2013, 13:57

Oh man... I just thought of a good one...
"Hey, are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see" #homestatepickuplines
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Angel » 08 Mar 2013, 15:30

The Baconator wrote:Oh man... I just thought of a good one...
"Hey, are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see" #homestatepickuplines


OMG XD If a guy ever said that to me I would be like "just walk away, before you humiliate yourself any further." :lol:

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby The Divine Potato » 11 Apr 2013, 16:37

You must be a demontor cuz you take my breath away
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 14 Apr 2013, 18:38

A picture has a thousand words, a video has a million more, but your face has all the right ones that I need and want for the days that I have left.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby bestbudd » 14 Apr 2013, 22:46

The Baconator wrote:Oh man... I just thought of a good one...
"Hey, are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see" #homestatepickuplines

you got that from Will Smith XD and your from Tennessee too?


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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Angel » 22 Apr 2013, 19:14

Saw this on the boarder of someones license plate today on my way to school. . .

I'm not bald, its a solar panel for a sex machine.

:shock: thats not awkward at all. . .

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby bestbudd » 29 Apr 2013, 17:34

AlsAngel wrote:Saw this on the boarder of someones license plate today on my way to school. . .

I'm not bald, its a solar panel for a sex machine.

:shock: thats not awkward at all. . .


Lol! have you ever looked down on the back of a pickup truck and seen well um....THis!

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Elcoolio » 30 Apr 2013, 04:26

It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Elcoolio » 30 Apr 2013, 04:30

Everyone likes pokemon :lol:

You’re so hot I’m going to need a Burn Heal.

I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.

If I were a Pidgeotto, I'd GUST your pants off.
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