Worst pick-up lines.

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Connor » 12 Dec 2011, 00:36

alice_cullen wrote:Your daddy must've been a drug dealer.Why? Cuz you dope.



Stole that from Top of the World... I'm ashamed of you... -.-


Hey baby, How about a night with you, me, and a bottle of vodka. ;)



(My cousin taught me that, I will NEVER use it)

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lightning Orb » 13 Dec 2011, 14:01

I Absolutely hate this one:
"Hey, I lost my cell phone number, can I borrow yours??"
That is..just ew.

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 15 Dec 2011, 02:25

Shadow00 wrote:Did you have to quote? DX
also: "Girl are you Tennessee cuz you're the only ten I see"

Wrong mate its:
"are you from nashville, 'cus your the only ten i see" ;)

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Dr Frook » 15 Dec 2011, 08:54

I've tried this one a few times... not very successful:

"QUACK!"

I don't understand why the ladies do not go for it?

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lightning Orb » 15 Dec 2011, 13:37

Lamb wrote:
Shadow00 wrote:Did you have to quote? DX
also: "Girl are you Tennessee cuz you're the only ten I see"

Wrong mate its:
"are you from nashville, 'cus your the only ten i see" ;)

No..he had it right the first time. Lol.

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 15 Dec 2011, 21:18

FWG Leader wrote:I've tried this one a few times... not very successful:

"QUACK!"

I don't understand why the ladies do not go for it?

Frank, i don't understand why either... i just don't. xD

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lightning Orb » 03 Jan 2012, 13:54

aha. I heard this on fb xD
Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What?
Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Awh :)
Boy: Cuz your face is messed up!!

Oh my god I read that and could not stop laughing. :lol: Thats terrible

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Dr Frook » 04 Jan 2012, 07:40

Lightning Orb wrote:aha. I heard this on fb xD
Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What?
Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Awh :)
Boy: Cuz your face is messed up!!

Oh my god I read that and could not stop laughing. :lol: Thats terrible


that one is awesome!

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby KingNoobOfNoobington » 06 Jan 2012, 12:01

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Let's get some B.B.Q. Chicken
And get busy

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lightning Orb » 06 Jan 2012, 13:27

FWG Leader wrote:
Lightning Orb wrote:aha. I heard this on fb xD
Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What?
Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Awh :)
Boy: Cuz your face is messed up!!

Oh my god I read that and could not stop laughing. :lol: Thats terrible


that one is awesome!

xDDD Its hilarious


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