Worst pick-up lines.

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Boxorino » 03 Nov 2014, 14:35

Rainshard500 wrote:
IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:
paladin wrote:Say hello to my eight inch friend


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i don't know whether to be offended or not.
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Angel » 03 Nov 2014, 17:58

IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:
paladin wrote:Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

okay i actually like this one


HAHAHAHA TREASURE CHEST XD
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Percyception » 09 Nov 2014, 04:55

I'd better put on my Goron tunic because you're too damn hot.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Rainshard » 09 Nov 2014, 09:56

IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:
Rainshard500 wrote:
IlikeAwesomeSauce wrote:
paladin wrote:Say hello to my eight inch friend


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i don't know whether to be offended or not.


I was trying to find an ewww gif but that Honey Boo Boo one was too irresistibly good.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby paladin » 11 Nov 2014, 20:55

Hey girl, you without me be like corn flake without milk. This is my world, you just a squirrel tryina get a nut. Silly rabbit, Tricks are made for kids.
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Awesome Creep » 12 Nov 2014, 23:21

My name is Bri, and I put the "D" in "ladies".
All my friends are heathens, take it slow...

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Tycoon » 13 Nov 2014, 19:09

Awesome Creep wrote:My name is Bri, and I put the "D" in "ladies".


pfffffT BAHAHAAAA I LIKE THIS
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 13 Nov 2014, 21:52

In a tournament game, Male Player (White) vs. Female Player (Black)

White has a mate in 1, and Black sees it. Black makes her only legal move and cringes, getting ready for the mate. However, instead of a mate, he knocks over his King. "I resign."

The Female Player, exuberant but horrified at the same time, said, "b-b-but...Queen gee-seven mate...you had me there!"

The Male Player simply replied, "I do not wish to mate you; rather, I would love to mate with you. Will you come eat dinner with me tonight?"
I've lost my pieces.

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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

Postby Lamb » 16 Nov 2014, 02:00

"I'm a pretty awesome magician, I can make a baby appear inside of you with in the next 9 months and I can disappear right after."
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Re: Worst pick-up lines.

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