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Best Pick-Up Lines
Posted: 12 Feb 2012, 04:19
by TheKingsHills
Let's make a list of the best/good pick-up lines for the guys that need help.
Re: Best Pick-Up Lines
Posted: 12 Feb 2012, 12:06
by Rainshard
someones done this before
Re: Best Pick-Up Lines
Posted: 13 Feb 2012, 03:54
by Dr Frook
yes this sounds very familiar
here are some harry potter freak pickup lines
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
You can have the portkey to my heart.
Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
I'd let you handle my wand any day!
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Re: Best Pick-Up Lines
Posted: 13 Feb 2012, 05:58
by Foopzheart
FWG Leader wrote:yes this sounds very familiar
here are some harry potter freak pickup lines
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
You can have the portkey to my heart.
Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
I'd let you handle my wand any day!
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey, girl. Let me in your forbidden forest, so I can use Lumos Maximus.
Re: Best Pick-Up Lines
Posted: 14 Feb 2012, 20:13
by Shadow00
*notes in "never to be used" list.
Re: Best Pick-Up Lines
Posted: 15 Feb 2012, 00:08
by TheKingsHills
This has shown me that we need a "Never To Be Used" list....
Re: Best Pick-Up Lines
Posted: 15 Feb 2012, 08:21
by Leprechaun Lukia
FWG Leader wrote:yes this sounds very familiar
here are some Harry Potter freak pickup lines.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Top ten fave =D
Re: Best Pick-Up Lines
Posted: 03 Mar 2012, 13:11
by lilhuntie
oh wow.......
i was scared to come in here but now i'm laughing my butt off
seriously, these suck
Re: Best Pick-Up Lines
Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 00:10
by Lamb
You must be a theft because you just stole something from me,my heart.
Re: Best Pick-Up Lines
Posted: 12 Mar 2012, 12:38
by Zados
well i just go for:
Hi, my name is "NAME". I gathered all of my courage to talk to you because your light shines brighter than the others.
or for goths (easy win)
Just stand next to them not looking at em and say:
//EDIT bit unfair to play with feelings like that so no hint on that