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Help me

Postby TheKingsHills » 14 Mar 2012, 10:48

my friend really want me to go on a double date with him and his girlfriend and he expects me to get a date by this friday, I don't know how to do it because every girl I know I've either already dated or they hate me in a degree where we're sorta friends but they won't date me...I don't know if I should ask an ex girlfriend to go to the movies with me or if I should just not get a date and be the third wheel, or if I should go to the mall nearby find the nearest girl my age thats crying and tell her that she's going to see a movie with me and my friends...please help

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Re: Help me

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 14 Mar 2012, 23:28

Grimreaper666 wrote:my friend really want me to go on a double date with him and his girlfriend and he expects me to get a date by this friday, I don't know how to do it because every girl I know I've either already dated or they hate me in a degree where we're sorta friends but they won't date me...I don't know if I should ask an ex girlfriend to go to the movies with me or if I should just not get a date and be the third wheel, or if I should go to the mall nearby find the nearest girl my age thats crying and tell her that she's going to see a movie with me and my friends...please help

" or they hate me in a degree where we're sorta friends but won't date me..."

Dude, that is called being FRIEND ZONED XDDDD

Well, if you REALLY can't find a date, just ask your closest girlfriend (a girl who is your friend) to pretend to be your date. That's all I can say to you, my friend.
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Re: Help me

Postby Dr Frook » 15 Mar 2012, 04:04

hire a girl for the date ;)
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Re: Help me

Postby Shadow00 » 15 Mar 2012, 14:52

FWG Leader wrote:hire a girl for the date ;)

Kidnap sounds better...

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Re: Help me

Postby Foopzheart » 01 Apr 2012, 18:24

Chloroform
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Re: Help me

Postby J3rdegree » 01 Apr 2012, 20:41

Fuipui wrote:Chloroform

yesyes go up to a girl and say you got this new axe cologne, then say it smelt funny, then hand her a rag that you "spreyed it on to test" and ask if it smelt like chloroform to her as she sniffed it XP
PERFECT PLAN
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Re: Help me

Postby Rainshard » 01 Apr 2012, 21:40

umm by now this has happened but anyway ignore these guys shadow is true ask your friends that are girls to pretend.
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Re: Help me

Postby Shadowstar1922 » 01 Apr 2012, 22:59

Rainshard500 wrote:umm by now this has happened but anyway ignore these guys shadow is true ask your friends that are girls to pretend.

Finally someone agrees with me. All the other plans will get you in jail >.>
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Re: Help me

Postby J3rdegree » 02 Apr 2012, 04:21

Shadowstar1922 wrote:
Rainshard500 wrote:umm by now this has happened but anyway ignore these guys shadow is true ask your friends that are girls to pretend.

Finally someone agrees with me. All the other plans will get you in jail >.>

not if you do it right... it always worked for me
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Re: Help me

Postby Shadow00 » 02 Apr 2012, 12:03

PLAN
1. Get chloroform
2. Kidnap girl/guy
3. Erase their memory
4. Go to Argentina (they helped worse people than just kidnappers, you won't have any problems)
5. Live happily ever after.
(step inbetween 3 and 4, absolute necessity: tell them their life purpose is to make u sandwiches)


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