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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby 123 » 31 Aug 2011, 19:15

paladin wrote:And now, its time for: HOW TO BE AN A+ STUDENT!
50 Things to Do During An Exam When Your Going To Fail Anyway

1.Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

2.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3.If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5.Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm sooo sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6.Bring cheerleaders.

7.Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

8.Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level.

9.On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

10.Bring pets.

11.Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

12.Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

13.Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

14.Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

15.Come down with a bad case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

16.Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

17.Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

18.As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

19.Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

20.Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

21.Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

22.Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..).

23.Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24.Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25.Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)

26.Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

27.Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28.Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29.Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

30.Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

31.Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

32.Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.

33.From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34.Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35.If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

36.Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

37.Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

38.Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

39.When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

40.After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

41.One word: Wrestlemania.

42.Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

45.Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

46.Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

47.During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

48.Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49.Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

50.Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx Sucks"

*edit* just a side note, I didnt write this... it was a like on facebook that I put here >.>

this doesnt have anything to do wit the topic
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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby 123 » 31 Aug 2011, 19:17

sorry my computer put my message on twice :oops: :oops:
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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby bob-jr » 31 Aug 2011, 20:52

u didnt have to quote the hole thing
I'm just bobbing along

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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby paladin » 02 Sep 2011, 02:21

It does have something to do with the topic.
Reason being, it was written by a girl. therefore, only a girl would do such a thing. XD Win :D
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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby beana 9000 » 30 Sep 2011, 17:28

Sphinx wrote:And if there is a Sphinx in da forest,what is he doing not sleeping?

cause hes in Egypt of course
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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby Sphinx » 01 Oct 2011, 01:32

Netskyvirus2010 wrote:hey before we get into something very immature... (munter(birds+donkeys), paladin (mr.mayo?), sombody else (bird+bees?) etc (bunch of racism... towards women/men...)
Here have a laugh ;) We are all human... It is a nature to make mistakes... (guys + girls make mistakes)

Here we come into conflict: Dont point any fingers of whose fault is it... ;)
The problem is If there are No women; How does the guys survive ;) (if your pointing at the viewpoint: Women Make all mistakes xD)
How does the girl/women survive *(if your pointing at the viewpoint: men Make all mistakes xD)

Sure we can point fingers towards men on WW1 and WW2 ;) Hitler (men) etc... (men fight...) women did manufacture men's weapons ;)
But We can also point fingers at (cavemen hunt ;) ) and cavemen support family ;) while women @ past history is to increase the population ;)

So here is a controversial Debate: In your opinion ;) Which gender is better? :P

"No women no cry" by Bob Marley ;) A classical.
lol have happy topics about men/women? Everyone needs to be Neo-socialism ;) Be open Be creative Be respectful


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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby Master of Pie » 03 Apr 2013, 22:20

Girls are like lava lamps... Not very bright, but nice to look at :lol:
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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby Dr Frook » 03 Apr 2013, 22:27

Master of Pie wrote:Girls are like lava lamps... Not very bright, but nice to look at :lol:


u r in big trouble, mister.
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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby Flobalob » 04 Apr 2013, 00:02

Alice wrote:<Snip>

First of all, still doesn't change the fact that Jared is 5'9". You cannot redeem that.

Disclaimer: I accept no responsibility for any offence caused. She started it.
Secondly..

"I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her."

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.

Everyone says the world would be better off if it was run by women. Sure, maybe there wouldn't be violence and territorial conquests fueled by male testosterone. But instead, we'd have a bunch of jealous countries that aren't talking to each other.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Why did the woman cross the road?
I don't know, but what is she doing out of the kitchen?

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Re: Not for Girls. Unless you want to. Beware Though

Postby meiguorach » 04 Apr 2013, 00:03

Master of Pie wrote:Girls are like lava lamps... Not very bright, but nice to look at :lol:


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