The Grenade, and how to deal with them
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The Grenade, and how to deal with them
Hello. My name is DriveThru Whale, but you may call me Afrohorse. This is a guide dedicated to the phenomenon known only as "the grenade". What is a grenade, you might ask? Why a grenade is any woman who is considered seriously unattractive, or even downright hideous. on a scale of 1 to 10, a grenade must be judged as at least a 4.5 or below to qualify. I personally have had no experience with said grenades, but thats why you, the faithful patrons of FWG, are here for. for even though we, as shallow, presumably also unattractive men must acknowledge these "women" for the sake of our greater sanity. I must ask you to post your tips on how to deal with these gentle souls with mirror-shattering exteriors. Thanks ahead of time for your input on this matter.
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Re: The Grenade, and how to deal with them
and this topic has been single-handedly shut down before anyone could make themselves look worse.
not all of what alice said above is true. soooo :p
not all of what alice said above is true. soooo :p
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Re: The Grenade, and how to deal with them
Alice wrote:danny wrote:and this topic has been single-handedly shut down before anyone could make themselves look worse.
not all of what alice said above is true. soooo :p
Like what?
I think Alice kind of nailed it. O.o
You shouldn't focus so much on the outside and more on who they are and how they structure themselves.
If you think looks matter more, you're simply shallow.
Re: The Grenade, and how to deal with them
what cleverbot has to say about the Grenade:
Me: What is the name for an unattractive girl that attempts to leech sexual attractiveness from other, more attractive girls?
Cleverbot: Is the theory of relativity true?
Me: Yes.
Me: What is the name for an unattractive girl that attempts to leech sexual attractiveness from other, more attractive girls?
Cleverbot: Is the theory of relativity true?
Me: Yes.
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The Proper Way To Deal With The Grenade (As Demonstrated By Jersey Shore)
Situation: Looks like we got a situation here.
Pauly D: Yeah we do
Situation: Alright heres the plan, we extract the grenade from that room, put her in a separate room for her to explode (sleep).
Pauly D: Alright then?
Situation: Then we extract the hotties n take em to our room. Sounds like a plan?
Pauly D: Yeah lets do it, GFA!.
Situation: Looks like we got a situation here.
Pauly D: Yeah we do
Situation: Alright heres the plan, we extract the grenade from that room, put her in a separate room for her to explode (sleep).
Pauly D: Alright then?
Situation: Then we extract the hotties n take em to our room. Sounds like a plan?
Pauly D: Yeah lets do it, GFA!.
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Re: The Grenade, and how to deal with them
paladin wrote:The Proper Way To Deal With The Grenade (As Demonstrated By Jersey Shore)
Situation: Looks like we got a situation here.
Pauly D: Yeah we do
Situation: Alright heres the plan, we extract the grenade from that room, put her in a separate room for her to explode (sleep).
Pauly D: Alright then?
Situation: Then we extract the hotties n take em to our room. Sounds like a plan?
Pauly D: Yeah lets do it, GFA!.
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Re: The Grenade, and how to deal with them
An additional method of dealing with the Grenade is to bring friends, or one who shall jump the Grenade.
What does this entail? (Be warned, this may not be very profitable)
Bring a friend who will jump on the Grenade. Most likely he will be the only one "getting lucky" but I wouldn't necessarily call that lucky...
Then you and your other friends may make an attempt at the other females.
I bid thee luck, and safe travels.
~Ian
What does this entail? (Be warned, this may not be very profitable)
Bring a friend who will jump on the Grenade. Most likely he will be the only one "getting lucky" but I wouldn't necessarily call that lucky...
Then you and your other friends may make an attempt at the other females.
I bid thee luck, and safe travels.
~Ian
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Re: The Grenade, and how to deal with them
The ugliest girl in a group of girls that are out. Her friends will not even think of leaving her unless they know she is getting action herself. Therefore, someone in your group of friends sacrifies himself by hooking up with the grenade in order for the rest to have a chance of doing the nasty with the hot girls. Typically, the grenade jumper "gets lucky" and yet again, the other guys do the nasty alone.
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