advice on girls

[Munter]

Munter = Not funny

Though your profile pic looks as if your from Flight of The Conchords......
I thought I took everything too seriously

And you, sir, are a jobby jabber.

[Munter]

Flowers, lots of flowers.

Or just try to explain that you were unsure how you felt but now you feel that you really do like her and stuff.

Then say something about her eyes or something.

Putty in your hands, my friend. Putty in your hands.

first of all flowers die
second my eyes are very odd so dont comment about eyes
and third WE ARE NOT PUTTY!
one more thing dont ack like you own us cause girls are not something that can be ownd

BLOODY HELL SERIOUSLY?!?!
I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS.

CAPITAL LETTERS

[Connor]

Hmmmmmmmmmm...


Get her shoes, LOTS of shoes...


Get her catnip too.

[paladin]

Ok, did ANYONE see that I was joking about the flowers and the putty..? No..?

*sulks in corner*

Im SOOO Sorry that "Putty on your face, my friend. putty on your face" was already taken,,,
anyways.. lighten up =p
anyways.... Johnny F.Burble (or how ever you say it) Would know how to take a joke! =p

[Sylvia]

calm down. we won't bite.

[Dr Frook]

yes they do - girls always bite. I recommend running away when u see one.

[paladin]

yes they do - girls always bite. I recommend running away when u see one.

** You
AHH A GIRL!!!!
*runs away*

[prophet]

*clears throat* no offence but i think i am best oblidged to answer this topic, i know people who have seen my errrrrm experiences...well i will tell you this, NEVER TAKE ADVICE FROM OTHER GIRLS ABOUT OTHER GIRLS!! every girl has different views, this theory has been tested 5 times, never failed.Also mens views often relate, so for you girls out there take this advice, its ok to ask other guys for advice on guys.Also this is quite hard to believe but girls do not like mens cologne such as axe and and old spice. If you have a girl coming over just take a shower and put on an anti persperent (which means deodiant).Girls dont like guys that are full of themselves, try to be laidback and if you get toungue twisted think of something funny.Also remember girls are not objects for your enjoyment, they are human beings that you have to understand, thankyou.

Use this advice wisely
love, pro

[Dr Frook]

*clears throat* no offence but i think i am best oblidged to answer this topic, i know people who have seen my errrrrm experiences...well i will tell you this, NEVER TAKE ADVICE FROM OTHER GIRLS ABOUT OTHER GIRLS!! every girl has different views, this theory has been tested 5 times, never failed.Also mens views often relate, so for you girls out there take this advice, its ok to ask other guys for advice on guys.Also this is quite hard to believe but girls do not like mens cologne such as axe and and old spice. If you have a girl coming over just take a shower and put on an anti persperent (which means deodiant).Girls dont like guys that are full of themselves, try to be laidback and if you get toungue twisted think of something funny.Also remember girls are not objects for your enjoyment, they are human beings that you have to understand, thankyou.

Use this advice wisely
love, pro

yep, the never take advice from other girls about girls is a good one.

[Sylvia]

Alright, ultimate post on girls here.

10 facts about girls (myself really, but you should know what kind of girl I am and do some substituting in the algebra of love equation)

1. I love axe/lynx/that lovely smelling stuff. But not when you cake yourself in it.
2.Treat us like your friends! (to an extent) There's nothing more unattractive than being herded away from your friends whenever we try to be with you.
3. There are things you shouldn't comment on - the obvious really - chest area, a bit lower...
4. Gifts are great, once in a while. Don't overdo it, and gifts that are personal to you always make a girl happy.
5.Love yourself, but being arrogant doesn't work. Lying about things, saying you can play through halo on legendary in 5 minutes to make yourself sound cool is a complete turn off. So is drinking, smoking, drugs (but it's quite obvious)
6. Learn things about her. If her favourite colour is blue, take it as an advantage and buy her a blue gift for example. If she loves dogs it's a conversation starter.
7. Flirt SUBTLY. If you're going to compliment us, it should be sweet and smooth. Stuttering and running away really doesn't appeal to us.
8. Try (and it is hard) to be confident. Over everything, if you sound confident it boosts it all up.
9. And yes, we are people, but there's nothing wrong with a bit of love now and then
10. Just be yourself. We won't love you if you put on an act. And still, we might not love you if you are yourself. We are fussy people

More a bit later. xx