Percyception wrote:I don't want a war. War leads to fighting and fighting leads to being hurt and being hurt leads to losing too much blood and losing too much blood leads to death and death leads to funerals and funerals lead to remembering who we lost and remembering who we lost leads to our history with them and our history with them is history which means studying and studying leads to tests and tests lead to school and school leads to headaches and headaches lead to taking your mind off of things and taking your mind off of things leads to going to spas and going to spas leads to awesome pedicures and awesome pedicures leads to your friends wanting to know how you did it and your friends wanting to know how you did it leads to you lying and you lying leads to guilt and guilt leads to frustration and frustration leads to crying and crying leads to your face leaking. Don't let your face leak. Avoid war.
No, moral of the story is, skip the funeral part and get awesome pedicures and don't lie.
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