13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE

[J3rdegree]

put the plastic bags over your feet, hands, and wherever else you can, then sit in a corner stareing at a checkout clerk

[Captain Wolf]

Go to the self check out and scan the items but not pay

[beana 9000]

Make up an item and ask if the people have it in stock.

[Captain Wolf]

Run into the drinks (soda,wine,juice) and go wild with your cart and knock every bottle of their shelves

[Lamb]

Easiest way:
Tell them can you see their manager-
Then go to the manager and call them a Bitch.
Works every time.

[TheKingsHills]

sit in a bathroom stall and leave it unlocked as you wait for someone to come in, when someone does come in you jump up and scream "WELCOME TO NARNIA!!!"

[beana 9000]

Pour milk on the floor,and run along with it.

[Rainshard]

Go to the free samples lick them and put them back.

[Dr Frook]

pulling your pants down and urinating in the ice cream dispenser.

[Lamb]

Going into the store and say,"Death to you all" holding an illegal Gun XD