Postby Awesome Creep » 04 Dec 2013, 03:21
Creepyism - The Worship of Awesome Creep, Mighty God of Evil, Death, and Sandwiches
Everyone is only allowed to eat sandwiches and pizza, and they must contain at least one fruit, one vegetable, five kinds of meat, two flavors of chips, and some kind of cheese. The only drinks you are allowed to consume are tea, water, and Mountain Dew Voltage.
Every five minutes, you must kneel down, say "Awesome Creep is a hottie!", and throw a rock at somebody. Every year, one of Awesome Creep's loyal servants will run over you with a bicycle exactly 584 times. If the servant loses count, then they must start over. Since most of the servants suffer from short term memory loss, you'll be there a while, homie.
Anyone who refuses to comply with these conditions will have their eyeballs confiscated, and their nose removed with a chainsaw. Any questions, buckaroo?
All my friends are heathens, take it slow...
WATCH IT!
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