The Allstate Game

Postby **mmm** » 17 Jun 2012, 15:50

When you choke, you die.

Postby **Rainshard** » 17 Jun 2012, 17:02

when you die you go to hell

Postby **mmm** » 18 Jun 2012, 00:37

When you go to hell, strangers ask why you're there.

Postby **Toady** » 18 Jun 2012, 02:50

When strangers ask why you are there, you sell your soul for a body

Postby **Lamb** » 18 Jun 2012, 03:01

Toady wrote:When strangers ask why you are there, you sell your soul for a body

when you sell your soul for a body,you have no control

Postby **mmm** » 18 Jun 2012, 03:24

When you have no control, you have a lot of embarrassing bowel movements.

Postby **Toady** » 18 Jun 2012, 14:34

when you have a lot of embarrassing bowel movements, you make a mad dash for a bathroom

Postby **mmm** » 18 Jun 2012, 16:47

When you make a mad dash for a bathroom, you realize there is no bathroom in hell.

Postby **Lamb** » 18 Jun 2012, 20:52

when you realize there is no bathroom in hell,you become infested in your intestines

Postby **Connor** » 03 Jul 2012, 16:48

When you become infested in your intestines, you void your bowels on yourself.