Answer with an Excuse game!

[Tycoon]

er, um, i may or may not have been trying out a new prank or something ahahahahaa
hah.......

But why is the bowl smashed *points*

[Percyception]

Sorry, I used it for self defense.

Who ate the last cookie?

[Angel]

I was saving everyone else from the calories!

Dude, wheres my car!?

[Percyception]

I used it to drive to Wal-Mart, but I left it on the streets to look at a turtle, so sorry...

Why is the sky purple now?

[Foxeh 10]

Its purple because i ran out sky blue paints and i was in a hurry that time so no time to buy sky blue paint..

Wheres my popcorn??

[Angel]

I love popcorn...what can I say...besides you didn't do your homework fast enough.

Someone take me to the movies!

[Foxeh 10]

well,today is not your lucky day.. i just used my money for random stuff of mine so i dont have money to bring you to the movies...

Give me back my foodddd!!!!

[Boxorino]

; whispers something about how we're supposed to ask questions ;
Awe... I thought you made it for me... Fine you can have it back. ; pukes up the food she already ate onto the plate. ;

Why is my cat's corpse taped to the ceiling?

[Angel]

I thought you would appreciate being able to lay in bed and stare at it all night... Plus, you needed more decoration in your room, it was rather drab.

Who stole my sleep cycle? I demand whoever did this, return it IMMEDIATELY!

[Percyception]

I, uh, sorta stole it because you can't be here when you're sleeping, and you should never leave. Never.

Why did the chicken cross the road?