The Allstate Game

Postby **Mewtwo Power** » 21 Mar 2014, 21:45

When people begin to ask if you're alright, you stutter in fright.

Angel · Postby **Angel** » 22 Mar 2014, 02:01

When you stutter in fright you burst into tears and sound like a soap opera.

Shadowstar1922 · Postby **Shadowstar1922** » 22 Mar 2014, 19:21

When you burst into tears and sound like a soap opera, the Mexicans hire you to their drama shows.

Father Anderson · Postby **Father Anderson** » 23 Mar 2014, 18:51

when the mexicans hire you, you end up doing yard work

Angel · Postby **Angel** » 24 Mar 2014, 00:09

When you end up doing yard work you become the pool boy for a millionaire.

Father Anderson · Postby **Father Anderson** » 24 Mar 2014, 01:01

when you become the poolboy for a millionaire you inherit his fortune

Shadowstar1922 · Postby **Shadowstar1922** » 24 Mar 2014, 10:18

when you inherit his fortune, you surround yourself with sexy women and men.

Angel · Postby **Angel** » 24 Mar 2014, 18:06

When you surround yourself with sexy women and men you realize that you're not as hot as you thought you were.

Percyception · Postby **Percyception** » 24 Mar 2014, 18:10

When you realize you aren't as hot as you thought you were, you pay someone to 'make you prettier.'

Angel · Postby **Angel** » 24 Mar 2014, 18:16

When you pay someone to make you prettier they mess up horribly.