Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Jennifer]

I am a girl....

[Zia-]

i am waiting Fui

[Foopzheart]

UPDATE 17: Sure, that's a COOL SWORD, but can you get SWOLE or be CHARMING

BACON names his MINOTAUR SIR FOOP of BOVINIA. That's PRETTY RAD. He also looks for DURABLE items. He finds a FORK. It's not very DURABLE. It DOES NOTHING when EQUIPPED. (3)

BOXY GAVE PUPPY-DOG EYES to MMM. He felt an UNNATURAL NEED to HELP HER. He did. BOXY gains CHARISMA. (4) [Side note: If you say an action applies to the "next person" it goes to the next poster.]
+1 CHARISMA
+1 XP

MMM attempts to EQUIP his COFFEE-RELATED GEAR. He gains FOUR DEFENSE, +1 to MELEE, RANGE, MAGIC, and DEFENSE as a RESULT of COMPLETING an ARMOR SET.
+5 DEFENSE
+1 MELEE
+1 RANGE
+1 MAGIC
+8 XP

Due to these GAINS, MMM LEVELS UP!
MMM:
LEVEL: 1 --+1-- LEVEL: 2
XP: 21/25 --+8-- XP: 4/30
HEALTH: 21/21 --+2-- HEALTH: 23/23
MELEE: 11 --+2-- MELEE: 13
DEFENSE: 17 --+4-- DEFENSE: 21
RANGE: 11 --+2-- RANGE: 13
MAGIC: 6 --+3-- MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 0 --+3-- CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 2 --+4-- LUCK: 6

LAMB waits for SOMETHING to HAPPEN. SOMETHING happens, but it's not very EVENTFUL so let's LEAVE that ALONE. (3)

PERCY tries to do two ACTIONS in ONE TURN. BAD. LUCKILY, since the LATTER ACTION was CANCELLED due to MMM, he is ALLOWED to LOOK for a PET. He finds a FAITHFUL PUPPY. It BARKS at HIM and IMMEDIATELY takes a LIKING to HIM. CHARISMA INCREASED. (5)
+4 CHARISMA
+4 XP

MOP ATTEMPTS to EQUIP her ALREADY EQUIPPED SILKY CHESTPLATE. Silly. She SEARCHES for a TOY for WEBZ. She finds a SQUEAKY FLY TOY. It's DISGUSTING, but WEBZ LOVES it. WEBZ gains 4 MELEE from TRAINING on the TOY, and from the ALLIANCE MOP gains the SAME. It now has a HUGE HOLE in it, and is USELESS. MOP drops it. (5)
+4 MELEE
+4 XP

ZIA uses her TUBER ARMS to OPEN the COVER. There is NOTHING THERE. (3)

MASTER of PIE ROLLS from the FRIDGE and FALLS on his PIE HOLE. It is PAINFUL. Still, that MASTER SWORD is SO COOL. (1)
-5 HP

NYAN finds the STRENGTH to do a TON of PUSH-UPS. Like, a LOT. His MELEE increases. He also gets some CALLOUSES on his HANDS because he was going SO CRAZY on those PUSH-UPS man. Like, he didn't skip ANY DAY. He got TOTALLY SWOLE.The CALLOUSES increase his DEFENSE. (5)
+3 MELEE
+5 DEFENSE
+8 XP

ANGEL FLAILS like an IDIOT. SURPRISINGLY, NOTHING HAPPENS. (3)

GEARSAW joins the LINE. He PUSHES SOMEGUY RUDELY from BEHIND. MEANWHILE, at the RECEPTION AREA, JENNIFER pleads her case. "I am a girl..." she explains to the SECRETARY. No DICE. Thanks, MARTHA, gotta KEEP them OUT when they DON'T READ THE RULES.

ALLIANCE STATS:
MMMBACON:
BACON:
+5 DEFENSE
+1 MELEE
+1 RANGE
+1 MAGIC
+8 XP

MMM:
NO GAIN.

STATS:
MOP:
LEVEL: 2
XP: 4/30
HEALTH: 36/36
MELEE: 19
DEFENSE: 19
RANGE: 9
MAGIC: 14
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 9

INVENTORY:
GOLD (5)
SILKY CHESTPLATE (EQUIPPED)

NYAN:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 19/20
HEALTH: 39/40
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 12
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
POWER CORD (EQUIPPED)
ORANGE PEELER (UNEQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD ARMOR (EQUIPPED)
NAIL GUN (EQUIPPED)
BUSINESSMAN'S TIE (EQUIPPED)

BACON:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 15/25
HEALTH: 22/22
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 0
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
RAT CLAW (EQUIPPED)
LUCKY GOLF CLUB (UNEQUIPPED)
FORK (EQUIPPED)

MMM:
LEVEL: 1
LEVEL: 2
XP: 4/30
HEALTH: 23/23
MELEE: 13
DEFENSE: 21
RANGE: 13
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 6


INVENTORY:
SPIKY COFFEE TABLE LEG (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY COFFEE TABLETOP (EQUIPPED)
FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)
COFFEE POT HELMET (EQUIPPED)
BREAKFAST BLEND BOOTS (EQUIPPED)

ZIA:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 10/25
HEALTH: 32/32
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 9
MAGIC: 10
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
POTATO PEELER (EQUIPPED)

BOXY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 18/20
HEALTH: 14/20
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 14
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
GOLD (3O)
FRYING PAN (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)

LAMB:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 46/50
MELEE: 5
DEFENSE: 2
RANGE: 3
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
KEYS(2)

PERCY:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 5/25
HEALTH: 41/41
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 17
LUCK: 5

INVENTORY:
SLINGSHOT (EQUIPPED)
KEY
RAD BOX (EMPTY)
USABLE SOMETHING (1 USE)

ANGEL:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 1/25
HEALTH: 33/33
MELEE: 4
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
COFFEE TABLE LEG (UNEQUIPPED)

MASTER of PIE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 5/20
HEALTH: 45/50
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 11
RANGE: 1
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 10
LUCK: 6

FAMILIAR STATS:

[Remember, stat gain is shared between player/familiar. Not counting levels, same as an alliance]

SIR FOOP of BOVINIA (BACON'S MINOTAUR):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 9/20
HEALTH: 20/20
MELEE: 11
DEFENSE: 14
RANGE: 10
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 0
LUCK: 2

WEBZ (MOP'S PHOLCUS):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 10/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 12
RANGE: 2
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 1
LUCK: 3

[Zia-]

Zia would then roll over and bump into Angel, excusing herself she then rolled over to a small airduct near the floor, she slid her tubers in to feel if anything was inside

[Angel]

Since Zia had bumped into Angel it had knocked her loose from the hole she was stuck in and she was able to get out. She quickly equipped her coffee table leg and and began tapping the walls, ceiling and floor checking for any hollow sounds.

[mmm]

Follows the wires from a light fixture to the wall. Using the spiky tableleg to sever the wiring from the power source, I grab some of the wires. "Maybe these will come in handy!

[Percyception]

I hereby name my puppy Mr. Huggles
v actual action v
-begins searching for a toy for Mr. Huggles-

[Angel]

Follows the wires from a light fixture to the wall. Using the spiky tableleg to sever the wiring from the power source, I grab some of the wires. "Maybe these will come in handy!

(lol Bam Bam I hope you didnt just get yourself electrofried)

[mmm]

Follows the wires from a light fixture to the wall. Using the spiky tableleg to sever the wiring from the power source, I grab some of the wires. "Maybe these will come in handy!

(lol Bam Bam I hope you didnt just get yourself electrofried)

"Using the spiky tableleg to sever the wiring"
It's all good, I know Fuipui would live to electrocute me so I had to take precautions.

[Master of Pie]

*Falls over and into the wiring previously severed by MMM*