Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Walking Zombee]

-Attempts to flood the area full of my smelly smelliness.-

[The Divine Potato]

-begins writing a bible based on an autobiography in an attempt to start a religion-

[Boxorino]

She eagerly opened the rad box, reaching in and pulling out what was inside...

[Master of Pie]

*Attempts to pick up GOLD and KEYS*

[Foopzheart]

UPDATE 19: SNIFFING, SITTING, AND LOOTING; A LOVE STORY

EXCALIBUR successfully SITS DOWN. Which is PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, but WORTH NOTHING. (3)

WOOFWOOF SNIFFS around for SOMETHING to EAT. WOOFWOOF finds NOTHING. (2)

MMM loots PERCY'S BODY, and OBTAINS a KEY, a USABLE SOMETHING, a SLINGSHOT, and an EMPTY BOX (RAD). A PUPPY by the NAME of MR. HUGGLES LOOKS up at HIM with PLEADING EYES. MMM didn't take a TURN, so he GETS CONSOLATION.
KEY GET!
SLINGSHOT GET!
USABLE SOMETHING GET!
EMPTY BOX (RAD) GET!
+3 HEALTH
+3 XP

TRASHY TRIES to FLOOD the AREA with STANK. He FAILS MISERABLY, and the AIR SMELLS of LILAC. This HARMS TRASHY. (1)
-3 HP

THE DIVINE POTATO BEGINS WRITING a BIBLE on the SUBJECT of HERSELF. WOW. She SUCCEEDS in WRITING the FIRST CHAPTER. (3)
+1 MAGIC
+1 XP

BOXY OPENED the RAD BOX. INSIDE, THERE IS a CHARM, a USABLE SOMETHING, and a MAGICAL HEALING SOMETHING! A WHOLE BOX of SOME THINGS. AMAZING.
CHARM GET!
USABLE SOMETHING GET!
MAGICAL HEALING SOMETHING GET!
EMPTY BOX (RAD) GET!

MASTER of PIE PICKS UP the GOLD and KEYS. This is NOT and ACTION, SILLY.
GOLD (5) GET!
KEYS (2) GET!

ALLIANCE STATS:
BACON:
+3 HEALTH
+3 XP

STATS:

NYAN:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 23/20
HEALTH: 39/40
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 12
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
POWER CORD (EQUIPPED)
ORANGE PEELER (UNEQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD ARMOR (EQUIPPED)
NAIL GUN (EQUIPPED)
BUSINESSMAN'S TIE (EQUIPPED)

BACON:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 19/25
HEALTH: 25/25
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 8
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 0
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
RAT CLAW (EQUIPPED)
LUCKY GOLF CLUB (UNEQUIPPED)
FORK (EQUIPPED)

MMM:
LEVEL: 1
LEVEL: 2
XP: 8/30
HEALTH: 26/26
MELEE: 13
DEFENSE: 21
RANGE: 14
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 3
LUCK: 6


INVENTORY:
SPIKY COFFEE TABLE LEG (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY COFFEE TABLETOP (EQUIPPED)
FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)
COFFEE POT HELMET (EQUIPPED)
BREAKFAST BLEND BOOTS (EQUIPPED)
KEY
SLINGSHOT (EQUIPPED)
USABLE SOMETHING
EMPTY BOX (RAD)
ICE BATTERY
WIRES (3)

ZIA:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 10/25
HEALTH: 32/32
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 9
MAGIC: 10
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
POTATO PEELER (EQUIPPED)

BOXY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 18/20
HEALTH: 14/20
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 14
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
GOLD (3O)
FRYING PAN (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)
CHARM
USABLE SOMETHING
MAGICAL HEALING SOMETHING (3 USES)

MASTER of PIE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 5/20
HEALTH: 45/50
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 11
RANGE: 1
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 10
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
GOLD (5)
KEY (2)

EXCALIBUR:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 100/100
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 10
LUCK: 8

WOOFWOOF:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 80/80
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 10
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 8

THE DIVINE POTATO:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 1/20
HP: 70/70
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 11
CHARISMA: 10
LUCK: 10

SOME GUY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 50/50
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 8
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 10


FAMILIAR STATS:

[Remember, stat gain is shared between player/familiar. Not counting levels, same as an alliance]

SIR FOOP of BOVINIA (BACON'S MINOTAUR):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 13/20
HEALTH: 23/23
MELEE: 11
DEFENSE: 14
RANGE: 11
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 0
LUCK: 2

WEBZ (UNOWNED PHOLCUS):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 10/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 12
RANGE: 2
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 1
LUCK: 3

MR HUGGLES (UNOWNED PUPPY):

[The Divine Potato]

-Attempts to write the rest of the bible in one night because of supply and demand, cutting corners and such-

[Father Anderson]

Attempts to find some sort of armor of supreme power

[woofwoof]

Uses impressive snout to search for something usable.

[mmm]

Attempts to combine the wiring, ice battery, and usable something on the spiky coffee tabletop to create his freeze gun.

(You may need to add these to my inventory list so I/you/others don't forget about them, foop)

[Master of Pie]

*Becomes curious as to why the last update was called "a love story", then searches for a weapon of some kind*