Roll to Dodge 2: Electric Boogaloo

[nyanftw]

*looks for a stick*

[Foopzheart]

UPDATE 20: LOSING MY RELIGION, ACTING, AND SMELLS
THE DIVINE POTATO ATTEMPTS to WRITE the REST of the BIBLE because of BUSINESS THINGS. She was not ABLE to, and SCRAPPED the NEW CHAPTERS. (2)

BACON TRIES to FIND some ARMOR of SUPREME POWER. He finds ARMOR of SUPREME POWER, but it's JUST A PROP. (4)
+5 DEFENSE
+5 XP
ARMOR of SUPREME POWER GET!

ITEMDEX: ARMOR of SUPREME POWER is OKAY. It is part of the THEATER SET. It gives +5 DEFENSE when EQUIPPED.

WOOFWOOF uses her IMPRESSIVE SNOUT to SNIFF OUT a USABLE SOMETHING. SUCCESS! (4)
USABLE SOMETHING GET!

MMM ATTEMPTS to COMBINE the WIRING, ICE BATTERY, and USABLE SOMETHING on the SPIKY COFFEE TABLEOP to CREATE a FREEZE GUN. UNFORTUNATELY, that is NOT the RECIPE and NOT AN ACTION. He RECEIVES COMPENSATION. He received a LUCKY COMPENSATION! (0)

LEVEL UP!
LEVEL: 2 ---> 3
XP: 8/30 ---> 0/35
HEALTH: 26/26 ---> 30/30
MELEE: 13 ---> 17
DEFENSE: 21 ---> 26
RANGE: 14 ---> 19
MAGIC: 9 ---> 13
CHARISMA: 3 ---> 7
LUCK: 6 ---> 10

MASTER of PIE shows CURIOSITY. WRONG. BAD IDEA. DON'T DO THAT. He SEARCHES for a WEAPON of SOME KIND. He FINDS SOME KIND of WEAPON! (4)
+3 MELEE
+3 RANGE
+5 MAGIC
+11 XP
SOME KIND of WEAPON GET!


{ITEMDEX: SOME KIND of WEAPON is a GENERIC WEAPON. It INCREASES MELEE by THREE, RANGE by THREE, and MAGIC by FIVE. It ALSO ACTIVATES all of these STATS in BATTLE. It is a RARE WEAPON, MOSTLY because NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT IS.}

NYAN LOOKS for a STICK. He FINDS a STICK. CONGRATULATIONS. NOTHING HAPPENS. (3)

ALLIANCE STATS:
BACON:
NO GAIN.

MMM:
+5 DEFENSE
+5 XP

SIR FOOP of BOVINIA:
+5 DEFENSE
+5 XP

STATS:

NYAN:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 23/20
HEALTH: 39/40
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 12
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 6
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
POWER CORD (EQUIPPED)
ORANGE PEELER (UNEQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD ARMOR (EQUIPPED)
NAIL GUN (EQUIPPED)
BUSINESSMAN'S TIE (EQUIPPED)

BACON:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 24/25
HEALTH: 25/25
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 11
RANGE: 8
MAGIC: 3
CHARISMA: 0
LUCK: 2

INVENTORY:
RAT CLAW (EQUIPPED)
LUCKY GOLF CLUB (UNEQUIPPED)
FORK (EQUIPPED)
ARMOR of SUPREME POWER (EQUIPPED)

MMM:
LEVEL: 3
XP: 5/35
HEALTH: 30/30
MELEE: 17
DEFENSE: 31
RANGE: 19
MAGIC: 13
CHARISMA: 7
LUCK: 10


INVENTORY:
SPIKY COFFEE TABLE LEG (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY COFFEE TABLETOP (EQUIPPED)
FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)
COFFEE POT HELMET (EQUIPPED)
BREAKFAST BLEND BOOTS (EQUIPPED)
KEY
SLINGSHOT (EQUIPPED)
USABLE SOMETHING
EMPTY BOX (RAD)
ICE BATTERY
WIRES (3)

ZIA:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 10/25
HEALTH: 32/32
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 9
MAGIC: 10
CHARISMA: 5
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
POTATO PEELER (EQUIPPED)

BOXY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 18/20
HEALTH: 14/20
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 14
LUCK: 4

INVENTORY:
GOLD (3O)
FRYING PAN (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)
CHARM
USABLE SOMETHING
MAGICAL HEALING SOMETHING (3 USES)

MASTER of PIE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 16/20
HEALTH: 45/50
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 11
RANGE: 4
MAGIC: 7
CHARISMA: 10
LUCK: 6

INVENTORY:
GOLD (5)
KEY (2)
WEAPON of SOME KIND (EQUIPPED)

EXCALIBUR:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 100/100
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 10
LUCK: 8

WOOFWOOF:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 80/80
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 10
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 8

INVENTORY:
USABLE SOMETHING

THE DIVINE POTATO:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 1/20
HP: 70/70
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 11
CHARISMA: 10
LUCK: 10

SOME GUY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 50/50
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 8
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 10


FAMILIAR STATS:

[Remember, stat gain is shared between player/familiar. Not counting levels, same as an alliance]

SIR FOOP of BOVINIA (BACON'S MINOTAUR):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 13/20
HEALTH: 23/23
MELEE: 11
DEFENSE: 14
RANGE: 11
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 0
LUCK: 2

WEBZ (UNOWNED PHOLCUS):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 10/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 12
RANGE: 2
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 1
LUCK: 3

MR HUGGLES (UNOWNED PUPPY):

[People have been losing interest in this thread slowly but surely. I may end this RtD and start a more organized one. Poll up to decide.]

[mmm]

We can't stop, I feel so OP D:
I attempt to steal a level from pie.

[Excalibur]

but I just joined.

[nyanftw]

NYAN:

XP: 23/20

like a boss


*scavenges some more*

[woofwoof]

Attempts to befriend Mr. Huggles.

[Father Anderson]

Tries to unlock hidden power from within, while watching that dude from spongebob say "the power within" over and over

[The Divine Potato]

-Thinks about trying to attain actual godly powers, thinking of a way to get them-

[Master of Pie]

*rolls around on the floor with his tongue sticking out and runs into stuff*

[Walking Zombee]

looks for a gun