UPDATE 21: LATE LEVELS, BIBLES, AND BOSS FIGHTS
NYAN SCAVENGES some MORE. But FIRST, he LEVELS UP like two updates late UNEXPECTEDLY.
LEVEL UP!
LEVEL 0 >>> LEVEL 1
XP: 23/20 >>> 3/25
HEALTH: 39/40 >>> 42/42
MELEE: 7 >>> 9
DEFENSE: 12 >>> 15
RANGE: 6 >>> 7
MAGIC: 3 >>> 4
CHARISMA: 6 >>> 9
LUCK: 6 >>> 8
He finds some MORE STICKS. If FIREMAKING were a SKILL, he'd be SET. (3)
STICKS GET!
MMM attempts to STEAL a LEVEL from MASTER of PIE. FAILURE. What a JERK. In FACT, that's like NEGATIVE CHARISMA.
-1 CHARISMA
WOOFWOOF ADOPTS MR. HUGGLES. This is NOT an ACTION. COMPENSATION is GIVEN. WOOFWOOF obtained MEDIOCRE COMPENSATION. STOP GETTING COMPENSATION, YOU JERKS.
+1 MAGIC
+1 XP
BACON TRIES to UNLOCK a HIDDEN POWER. What a GRAVE MISTAKE. WAY TO RUIN IT, BACON.
He SUCCEEDS. ALL STATS INCREASE BY ONE. (4)
BUT AT WHAT COST.
A DISTANT RUMBLING IS HEARD, FAR BENEATH THEM.
THE DIVINE POTATO THINKS of HOW TO OBTAIN GODLY POWERS. The RUMBLING GROWS CLOSER. POTATO SUCCESSFULLY THINKS. SHE adds to the BOOK. CHAPTER 2 COMPLETE! The more PROPHETIC she BECOMES, the more CHARISMATIC she BECOMES. (4)
+1 CHARISMA
+1 XP
POTATO BIBLE CHAPTERS GET!
ZIA the PURPLE POTATO is ENGROSSED in a GREAT STORY. IT'S GREAT. REALLY. She DIES. BYE.
RIP ZIA, the PURPLE POTATO
UPDATES 1-21
"At least she had arms, in the end."
The LAST ONE in LINE is PUSHED ROUGHLY through the DOOR by the BODYGUARD'S GLOVED HAND.
CHALLENGER APPROACHING
LUKIA, the KIDD!
+1 DEATHINESS
HAS JOINED THE BATTLE!
MASTER of PIE ROLLS AROUND and RUNS INTO THINGS. He also GROWS A TONGUE. CHARISMA INCREASED! NOTHING COMES OF THE ROLLING, THOUGH. (3)
+2 CHARISMA
+2 XP
TRASH MAN LOOKS for a GUN. He FINDS a WICKED NERF GUN.
{ITEMDEX: WICKED NERF GUNS increase RANGE by 2 when EQUIPPED. They also ACTIVATE RANGE in BATTLE.}
+2 RANGE
WICKED NERF GUN GET!
MORE RUMBLING. LOUDER. CLOSER.
THE GROUND CRACKING.
EXCALIBUR PLEADS with an INVISIBLE, FAKE GOD. "Please," He SOBBED, "I only just joined..."
And THE OVERSEER SPEAKS. In a SURPRISINGLY CALM VOICE.
The VOICE BOOMS over the area, SILENCING the PLAYERS, ECHOING THROUGH THE ROOMS. "Do not awaken what you do not know. Prepare for a fun fight."
And at that moment, the ground shattered. A BASILISK BURSTS through the KITCHEN TILES, and is BLOCKING the PLAYERS. A DOOR has APPEARED BEHIND IT.
BOSS FIGHT!
BASILISK vs ALL
LEVEL: 1
HP: 80/80
MELEE: 11
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 10
MAGIC: 7
CHARISMA: 12
LUCK: 17
ALLIANCE STATS:
BACON:
-1 CHARISMA
+1 ALL STATS
MMM:
+1 ALL STATS
SIR FOOP of BOVINIA:
-1 CHARISMA
+1 ALL STATS
STATS:
NYAN:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 3/25
HEALTH: 42/42
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 15
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 4
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 8
INVENTORY:
POWER CORD (EQUIPPED)
ORANGE PEELER (UNEQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD ARMOR (EQUIPPED)
NAIL GUN (EQUIPPED)
BUSINESSMAN'S TIE (EQUIPPED)
STICK (5)
BACON:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 24/25
HEALTH: 26/26
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 12
RANGE: 9
MAGIC: 4
CHARISMA: 0
LUCK: 3
INVENTORY:
RAT CLAW (EQUIPPED)
LUCKY GOLF CLUB (UNEQUIPPED)
FORK (EQUIPPED)
ARMOR of SUPREME POWER (EQUIPPED)
MMM:
LEVEL: 3
XP: 5/35
HEALTH: 31/31
MELEE: 18
DEFENSE: 32
RANGE: 20
MAGIC: 14
CHARISMA: 7
LUCK: 11
INVENTORY:
SPIKY COFFEE TABLE LEG (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY COFFEE TABLETOP (EQUIPPED)
FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)
COFFEE POT HELMET (EQUIPPED)
BREAKFAST BLEND BOOTS (EQUIPPED)
KEY
SLINGSHOT (EQUIPPED)
USABLE SOMETHING
EMPTY BOX (RAD)
ICE BATTERY
WIRES (3)
BOXY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 18/20
HEALTH: 14/20
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 14
LUCK: 4
INVENTORY:
GOLD (3O)
FRYING PAN (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)
CHARM
USABLE SOMETHING
MAGICAL HEALING SOMETHING (3 USES)
MASTER of PIE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 18/20
HEALTH: 45/50
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 11
RANGE: 4
MAGIC: 7
CHARISMA: 12
LUCK: 6
INVENTORY:
GOLD (5)
KEY (2)
WEAPON of SOME KIND (EQUIPPED)
EXCALIBUR:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 100/100
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 10
LUCK: 8
WOOFWOOF:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 80/80
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 10
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 8
INVENTORY:
USABLE SOMETHING
THE DIVINE POTATO:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 2/20
HP: 70/70
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 11
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 10
SOME GUY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 50/50
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 8
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 10
TRASH MAN:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 2/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 2
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 8
INVENTORY:
WICKED NERF GUN
FAMILIAR STATS:
[Remember, stat gain is shared between player/familiar. Not counting levels, same as an alliance]
SIR FOOP of BOVINIA (BACON'S MINOTAUR):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 13/20
HEALTH: 24/24
MELEE: 12
DEFENSE: 15
RANGE: 12
MAGIC: 10
CHARISMA: 1
LUCK: 3
WEBZ (UNOWNED PHOLCUS):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 10/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 12
RANGE: 2
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 1
LUCK: 3
MR HUGGLES (WOOF'S PUPPY):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 20/20
MELEE: 3
DEFENSE: 8
RANGE: 8
MAGIC: 6
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 5
NYAN SCAVENGES some MORE. But FIRST, he LEVELS UP like two updates late UNEXPECTEDLY.
LEVEL UP!
LEVEL 0 >>> LEVEL 1
XP: 23/20 >>> 3/25
HEALTH: 39/40 >>> 42/42
MELEE: 7 >>> 9
DEFENSE: 12 >>> 15
RANGE: 6 >>> 7
MAGIC: 3 >>> 4
CHARISMA: 6 >>> 9
LUCK: 6 >>> 8
He finds some MORE STICKS. If FIREMAKING were a SKILL, he'd be SET. (3)
STICKS GET!
MMM attempts to STEAL a LEVEL from MASTER of PIE. FAILURE. What a JERK. In FACT, that's like NEGATIVE CHARISMA.
-1 CHARISMA
WOOFWOOF ADOPTS MR. HUGGLES. This is NOT an ACTION. COMPENSATION is GIVEN. WOOFWOOF obtained MEDIOCRE COMPENSATION. STOP GETTING COMPENSATION, YOU JERKS.
+1 MAGIC
+1 XP
BACON TRIES to UNLOCK a HIDDEN POWER. What a GRAVE MISTAKE. WAY TO RUIN IT, BACON.
He SUCCEEDS. ALL STATS INCREASE BY ONE. (4)
BUT AT WHAT COST.
A DISTANT RUMBLING IS HEARD, FAR BENEATH THEM.
THE DIVINE POTATO THINKS of HOW TO OBTAIN GODLY POWERS. The RUMBLING GROWS CLOSER. POTATO SUCCESSFULLY THINKS. SHE adds to the BOOK. CHAPTER 2 COMPLETE! The more PROPHETIC she BECOMES, the more CHARISMATIC she BECOMES. (4)
+1 CHARISMA
+1 XP
POTATO BIBLE CHAPTERS GET!
ZIA the PURPLE POTATO is ENGROSSED in a GREAT STORY. IT'S GREAT. REALLY. She DIES. BYE.
RIP ZIA, the PURPLE POTATO
UPDATES 1-21
"At least she had arms, in the end."
The LAST ONE in LINE is PUSHED ROUGHLY through the DOOR by the BODYGUARD'S GLOVED HAND.
CHALLENGER APPROACHING
LUKIA, the KIDD!
+1 DEATHINESS
HAS JOINED THE BATTLE!
MASTER of PIE ROLLS AROUND and RUNS INTO THINGS. He also GROWS A TONGUE. CHARISMA INCREASED! NOTHING COMES OF THE ROLLING, THOUGH. (3)
+2 CHARISMA
+2 XP
TRASH MAN LOOKS for a GUN. He FINDS a WICKED NERF GUN.
{ITEMDEX: WICKED NERF GUNS increase RANGE by 2 when EQUIPPED. They also ACTIVATE RANGE in BATTLE.}
+2 RANGE
WICKED NERF GUN GET!
MORE RUMBLING. LOUDER. CLOSER.
THE GROUND CRACKING.
EXCALIBUR PLEADS with an INVISIBLE, FAKE GOD. "Please," He SOBBED, "I only just joined..."
And THE OVERSEER SPEAKS. In a SURPRISINGLY CALM VOICE.
The VOICE BOOMS over the area, SILENCING the PLAYERS, ECHOING THROUGH THE ROOMS. "Do not awaken what you do not know. Prepare for a fun fight."
And at that moment, the ground shattered. A BASILISK BURSTS through the KITCHEN TILES, and is BLOCKING the PLAYERS. A DOOR has APPEARED BEHIND IT.
BOSS FIGHT!
BASILISK vs ALL
LEVEL: 1
HP: 80/80
MELEE: 11
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 10
MAGIC: 7
CHARISMA: 12
LUCK: 17
ALLIANCE STATS:
BACON:
-1 CHARISMA
+1 ALL STATS
MMM:
+1 ALL STATS
SIR FOOP of BOVINIA:
-1 CHARISMA
+1 ALL STATS
STATS:
NYAN:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 3/25
HEALTH: 42/42
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 15
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 4
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 8
INVENTORY:
POWER CORD (EQUIPPED)
ORANGE PEELER (UNEQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD ARMOR (EQUIPPED)
NAIL GUN (EQUIPPED)
BUSINESSMAN'S TIE (EQUIPPED)
STICK (5)
BACON:
LEVEL: 1
XP: 24/25
HEALTH: 26/26
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 12
RANGE: 9
MAGIC: 4
CHARISMA: 0
LUCK: 3
INVENTORY:
RAT CLAW (EQUIPPED)
LUCKY GOLF CLUB (UNEQUIPPED)
FORK (EQUIPPED)
ARMOR of SUPREME POWER (EQUIPPED)
MMM:
LEVEL: 3
XP: 5/35
HEALTH: 31/31
MELEE: 18
DEFENSE: 32
RANGE: 20
MAGIC: 14
CHARISMA: 7
LUCK: 11
INVENTORY:
SPIKY COFFEE TABLE LEG (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY COFFEE TABLETOP (EQUIPPED)
FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)
COFFEE POT HELMET (EQUIPPED)
BREAKFAST BLEND BOOTS (EQUIPPED)
KEY
SLINGSHOT (EQUIPPED)
USABLE SOMETHING
EMPTY BOX (RAD)
ICE BATTERY
WIRES (3)
BOXY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 18/20
HEALTH: 14/20
MELEE: 1
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 6
MAGIC: 2
CHARISMA: 14
LUCK: 4
INVENTORY:
GOLD (3O)
FRYING PAN (EQUIPPED)
SPIKY FLOORBOARD (UNEQUIPPED)
CHARM
USABLE SOMETHING
MAGICAL HEALING SOMETHING (3 USES)
MASTER of PIE:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 18/20
HEALTH: 45/50
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 11
RANGE: 4
MAGIC: 7
CHARISMA: 12
LUCK: 6
INVENTORY:
GOLD (5)
KEY (2)
WEAPON of SOME KIND (EQUIPPED)
EXCALIBUR:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 100/100
MELEE: 10
DEFENSE: 9
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 10
LUCK: 8
WOOFWOOF:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 80/80
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 5
RANGE: 10
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 8
INVENTORY:
USABLE SOMETHING
THE DIVINE POTATO:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 2/20
HP: 70/70
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 7
RANGE: 7
MAGIC: 11
CHARISMA: 2
LUCK: 10
SOME GUY:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HP: 50/50
MELEE: 9
DEFENSE: 8
RANGE: 5
MAGIC: 9
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 10
TRASH MAN:
LEVEL: 0
XP: 2/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 6
DEFENSE: 6
RANGE: 2
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 9
LUCK: 8
INVENTORY:
WICKED NERF GUN
FAMILIAR STATS:
[Remember, stat gain is shared between player/familiar. Not counting levels, same as an alliance]
SIR FOOP of BOVINIA (BACON'S MINOTAUR):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 13/20
HEALTH: 24/24
MELEE: 12
DEFENSE: 15
RANGE: 12
MAGIC: 10
CHARISMA: 1
LUCK: 3
WEBZ (UNOWNED PHOLCUS):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 10/20
HEALTH: 70/70
MELEE: 7
DEFENSE: 12
RANGE: 2
MAGIC: 5
CHARISMA: 1
LUCK: 3
MR HUGGLES (WOOF'S PUPPY):
LEVEL: 0
XP: 0/20
HEALTH: 20/20
MELEE: 3
DEFENSE: 8
RANGE: 8
MAGIC: 6
CHARISMA: 4
LUCK: 5
[This is somewhat of a "last chance" for alliances because some of you significantly lack in the battle department. If you have high charisma/luck/defense/HP/level, you can try to use those stats to sneak or talk your way out of you battle or something. Alliances fight together. If one person in the alliance gets out of it, they take their alliance with them.
This is NOT a battle round, it is a preparation for battle round.]
For trying.
~ Coolest 
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