Kill the person above you

[Zia-]

slapped mmm with the half burnt bowl of butter chicken that i failed to cook cause i freaking suck at cooking and i have no idea why the hell mum makes me cook when i quite obviously suck at it

[Boxorino]

*I aggressively beat Zia to death with a paper shredder then turn it on and shove her into it*

[Zia-]

-shoved boxy into the fireplace and beat her senseless with some wood while pouring petrol on her and then lit her on fire and close the fireplace door-

[Lamb]

*Hits Zia across the head with Ender's Game*

[mmm]

*Hits Zia across the head with Ender's Game*

*congratulated Lamb for his choice in novel, then proceeded to give him a thousand papercuts using his notebooks.

[Zia-]

slapped mmm with my legs

[mmm]

I hate to do this to a double amputee, but...

*hits Zia with glasses

[Zia-]

slapped mmm with my mums laptop

[Dr Frook]

killz zia with a giant bugblatter beast of traal.

[Mewtwo Power]

*swaps Frook's coffee with tea*