Roll to Dodge: I am Bread
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Re: Roll to Dodge: I am Bread
THE GARLIC BREAD TRIES TO USE A FLIP TO GET ALL THE WAY TO THE KITCHEN IN ONE GO
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Re: Roll to Dodge: I am Bread
THE FLAT BREAD DECIDES TO SLINK IT'S WAY INTO THE KITCHEN, KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR USEFUL OBJECTS.
Last edited by bob-jr on 12 Mar 2015, 20:18, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: I am Bread
LOOKS FOR BUTTER WHILST BEING CAREFUL NOT TO BECOME IMPURE
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Re: Roll to Dodge: I am Bread
The Divine Potato wrote:THE GARLIC BREAD TRIES TO USE A FLIP TO GET ALL THE WAY TO THE KITCHEN IN ONE GO
((DID YOU MEAN GRIP OR FLIP I NEED TO KNOW.))
that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!
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Re: Roll to Dodge: I am Bread
Boxorino wrote:The Divine Potato wrote:The garlic bread tries to use a flip to get all the way to the kitchen in one go
((DID YOU MEAN GRIP OR FLIP I NEED TO KNOW.))
FLIP
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UPDATE #6
WELCOME BACK TO I AM BREAD. IT'S BEEN A FEW DAYS, HASN'T IT? SORRY ABOUT THAT.
BAGUETTE.
The BAGUETTE tries to call upon the FRENCH RAPTOR GODS to BRING BACK the JELLY. The only GOD here is the BREAD GOD. A COCKROACH climbs out of its HIDING PLACE underneath the COUNTER and FEASTS on the JELLY. (2)
FLAT BREAD.
The FLAT BREAD makes the BAD DESCISION to stay on the FLOOR and go to the KITCHEN. The COCKROACH happened to have FINISHED it’s JELLY and ATTACKED the FLAT BREAD. PURENESS -20%, DELICIOUSNESS -3 (1)
ENGLISH MUFFIN.
The ENGLISH MUFFIN sees that the BAG of CHOCOLATE CHIPS is up in the PANTRY… above the SINK… Gonna be DIFFICULT to get up THERE. (2)
BAGEL.
If the BAGEL had PAID ATTENTION to the PAST POSTS, it would’ve already KNOWN that the BUTTER was on the COUNTER. (3)
GARLIC BREAD.
The GARLIC BREAD managed to FLIP themself from where they were on the FLOOR, over the COUNTER and into the PANTRY above the SINK. PARQUOR +4 (4)
SEEDED BAGUETTE.
The SEEDED BAGUETTE… tries to… GROW WINGS… I cannot BELIEVE this… It DIDN’T WORK, though. They’re still ON THE FLOOR. PURENESS -15%, DELICIOUSNESS -2
WHAT NEXT..?
BAGUETTE.
The BAGUETTE tries to call upon the FRENCH RAPTOR GODS to BRING BACK the JELLY. The only GOD here is the BREAD GOD. A COCKROACH climbs out of its HIDING PLACE underneath the COUNTER and FEASTS on the JELLY. (2)
FLAT BREAD.
The FLAT BREAD makes the BAD DESCISION to stay on the FLOOR and go to the KITCHEN. The COCKROACH happened to have FINISHED it’s JELLY and ATTACKED the FLAT BREAD. PURENESS -20%, DELICIOUSNESS -3 (1)
ENGLISH MUFFIN.
The ENGLISH MUFFIN sees that the BAG of CHOCOLATE CHIPS is up in the PANTRY… above the SINK… Gonna be DIFFICULT to get up THERE. (2)
BAGEL.
If the BAGEL had PAID ATTENTION to the PAST POSTS, it would’ve already KNOWN that the BUTTER was on the COUNTER. (3)
GARLIC BREAD.
The GARLIC BREAD managed to FLIP themself from where they were on the FLOOR, over the COUNTER and into the PANTRY above the SINK. PARQUOR +4 (4)
SEEDED BAGUETTE.
The SEEDED BAGUETTE… tries to… GROW WINGS… I cannot BELIEVE this… It DIDN’T WORK, though. They’re still ON THE FLOOR. PURENESS -15%, DELICIOUSNESS -2
WHAT NEXT..?
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that was dramatic. still ready 2 die tho!
Re: Roll to Dodge: I am Bread
THE FLAT BREAD CURLS UP INTO A BALL AND CRYS OUT FOR HELP TO ANY KINDLY SENTIENT BEINGS GOD LIKE OR OTHER WISE
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RUDE. I STILL BELIEVE THOUGH. OH RAPTOR GODS, MAKE ME DELICIOUS
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The garlic bread slides into the bag of chocolate chips.
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OVERCOME WITH A TEMPORARY SENSATION OF EVIL, THE BAGEL CAREFULLY ATTEMPTS TO KNOCK OTHER BREADS OFF OF THE TABLE
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