13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE

[Master of Pie]

Climb on top of a shelf/display, and then start throwing things at people. Bonus points if you hit an employee, jackpot if you hit the manager. Also, try to throw flammable liquids onto chokepoints, then light them. Watch them run like little insects. Do an evil laugh as the fire department shows up. Menace officials with squirt guns and nerf guns. Don't pay for anything. If you can get high enough, escape through the ventilation shafts.

[Avereeni]

Running around throwing skittles at people and saying "Taste the rainbow"
Test the fishing rods and see what you can "fetch out" from the other aisles

[pudingeX]

Ask an employee to kick you out, in a nice way

[bob-jr]

Get a packet of M&M's and start throwing them at people eating skittles shouting take that you rainbow freaks.

[Lamb]

Stabbing everyone who comes at you with bananas..

[Elcoolio]

Stabbing people with knives ??

[Dr Frook]

dropping ur pants and urinating in the drink dispenser

[Lamb]

Crying for someone, I know from experience..

[Dr Frook]

starting a fire

[pudingeX]

wear a cowboy hat and run around in circles while riding a stick horse then shout: "The mollusks are coming!"