The Allstate Game

[Mewtwo Power]

When you realise you haven't been shopping in a month and there is no coffee, you debate on whether you should go and get some tomorrow.

[Angel]

When you debate on whether you should go and get it tomorrow you become a procrastinator.

[Mewtwo Power]

When you become a procrastinator, you develop the habit of avoiding things.

[Shadowstar1922]

when you develop a habit of avoiding things, your dog dies.

[Mewtwo Power]

When your dog dies, you think that you are the most unluckiest person in the world.

[Shadowstar1922]

When you are the most unluckiest person in the world, your girlfriend/boyfriend leaves you.

[Angel]

When your girlfriend/boyfriend leaves you, you lock yourself in your room with tissues and chocolate fudge ice cream while watching sad movies and crying over your broken heart.

[Shadowstar1922]

When you lock yourself in your room with tissues and chocolate fudge ice cream while watching sad movies and crying over your broken heart, your mother calls because she is worried.

[Mewtwo Power]

When your mother calls, you decide not to answer.

[Shadowstar1922]

When you don't answer, your mother goes on a destructive rampage.