13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE

[Percyception]

Tell hobos they can sleep in the store and eat anything they want.

[Boxorino]

throw food everywhere~

MASSIVE FOODFIGHT

[Lamb]

Streaking

[Percyception]

Throw rocks with notes written on them at people in the store and every time you hit someone yell "PM."

[Lamb]

Walking a pack of dogs inside the store.

[Boxorino]

using a salami stick as a baseball bat and hitting eggs with it at people

[Lamb]

Quickscoping the people ;3

[Percyception]

Smell the customers and employees, and after 5 seconds of smelling them lick them, yell "Tastes like chicken." Kick whoever you just licked, and ride away on a shopping cart.

[Percyception]

Use the phone thingy they use to say "Clean up on aisle 4" to Order pizza.

[Lamb]

Use the intercom to list parts of the human anatomy regarding sexual reproduction, including their slang terms.