13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE

[Angel]

Whisper to people as they are by the drink isle that "the lemonade is really pee, don't drink the bottled pee!" and then look around like you're paranoid and walk away.

[Rainshard]

Cover yourself in foil and run around screaming and telling people the satellites are watching them.

[purpledeer]

Make a giant Castle from the boxes of Cereal and throw Vegetables and Fruit when people come near

[Rainshard]

Start a food fight!