13337 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A GROCERY STORE

[Captain Wolf]

Title explains itself of

Playing bumper cars with the carts

[Dr Frook]

eating all the food before checking out.

[Captain Wolf]

Lil,your allowed to do that,you just have to pay fir it

Start just taking stuff off racks,taste testing it,and putting it back

[beana 9000]

When people talk on the intercom,yell," NOT THE VOICES AGAIN!"

After using the bathroom,shout, "LEAVE NO EVIDENCE!"

Throw things at other customers and pretend you didn't do it.

[Connor]

Open a lemonade bottle, pour some of it out, take a piss in it, put it back on the shelf like nothing happened.

[J3rdegree]

(this one happened to me)
ask for change for a 10 dollar bill with equal ammounts of quarters, nickles, dimes, and pennies, say you rlly need that exact change
and you will give them 10 bucks for giving the change (show them the other 10)
then as soon as they have spent a decent ammount of time counting change just pick up your origional money and walk away


they dont let me into walgreens anymore :C
but the guy's reaction was priceless XD

[Lamb]

Ride the bikes and skateboards at Walmart

[Captain Wolf]

Walk into the store,go to the meat section,take a stake,open it up,lick it,put it back,and walk out like nothing ever happened.

[Connor]

Buy 100 dollars worth of items and pay in pennies.

[Aros]

Ask the store manager or an employee to tell you what something is. Lead them to the cheese section. Start pointing at different cheeses asking, "What is that?"