Chores

[Angel]

But if I do that then I will get splinters, and splinters will ruin my perfect modeling hands, and if my modeling hands get ruined then I can't model and if I can't model then I will lose my job and if I lose my job then I wont have any way to earn money to buy a NEW desk...

Go brush the dogs teeth

[Boxorino]

I can't do that... The dog ate the tooth brush.

Tune the piano.

[Angel]

Why should I tune the piano? I don't even play it!!!

Go buy the groceries

[pudingeX]

Why should I buy it if I can steal it?
Why would I steal if it's illegal?
I'm going to sit here. Your argument is invalid.

Go take the dog for a walk

[Boxorino]

I can't do that, don't you remember, the dog got hit by a car last week!

Go clean the bugs and leaves out of the pool.

[Master of Pie]

Why should I clean it if it's just going to get dirty again?

Go bake me some pie

[Boxorino]

I can't do that, we're out of ingredients.

MAKE ME A S A N D W I C H.

[pudingeX]

Between the two of us, there should be one who will make the sandwich.
-sits down and puts on sunglasses-
And it ain't gonna be me.

Organize the bookshelf.

[Boxorino]

I can't do that. All our books were taken and burned at the stake because they were about witch craft.

Finish sewing that dress.

[Master of Pie]

I lost the needle in the haystack.

Buy me some more video games.