Kill the person above you

[Zia-]

Its the Zombie apocalypse,chaos engulfs the flaming city as people running around trying to survive and not get bitten, sadly for you, the person above you was bitten and has turned , it can smell your blood and is slowly shambling towards you, mouth opening . Now look to your right, the first random item you see is your weapon, name the weapon and how you use it.
Now START

[Dr Frook]

I kill zia with... my window!!

[Zia-]

I kill Frook by suffocating him with my uniform

[pudingeX]

I kill Azi with a gallon of water......

[Boxorino]

*Picks up the computer chair that is next to me and throws it at Pudding. When he falls over, I pick the chair up again and beat him to death with it.* <3

[Lamb]

*Drills through Boxxy's head with the worst weapon on Saint's Row*

[Avereeni]

-shot boxy with a shotgun far awai-
>:L

[Boxorino]

-shot boxy with a shotgun far awai-
>:L

But do you have a shotgun next to you?

[Dr Frook]

I kill saucy with a 20 storey apartment building

[Lamb]

-Smashes frook's skull with my Router-